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Kugel Jokes

A Jewish man on his deathbed is talking to his daughter.

The man smells noodle kugel (a traditional Jewish food) coming from the kitchen downstairs and reminds his daughter that it’s his favorite food. He asks her to go get him some for his last meal- he knows he will die very soon. The man’s daughter goes downstairs, and comes back with no kugel. The man...

An old Jewish man is on his deathbed, at home...

A very, very old Jewish man, realizing he is in his final days, decides to go the traditional way and let nature take its course in his own bed at home. One day things take a turn for the worse and he calls his adult children to his bedside. While his wife is preparing food in the kitchen, he shares...

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An old jewish man lies in his death bed...

Every breath is more difficult than the previous. He thinks back on his life in preparation for the end. He remembers his childhood and his parents. His sister who married an architect and moved to California. He thinks about his time in the navy and the friends he made. They’re all gone now; he’s t...

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