What did the Italian baker say when a customer left her bread on the counter?

“Hey, you focaccia bread!”

What kind of bread always needs reminding?

Focaccia!

What's an Italian baker's favourite book?

*Focaccia in the Rye*.

Why shouldn't you get in a fight with an Italian baker? 🇮🇹

Because he'll beat the focaccia.

What did the officer say when he cornered the thief in a bakery?

Focaccia!

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