The one about Legumes

What’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

Donald Trump has never had a garbanzo bean on his face.

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What did the Japanese legume go as for Halloween?

An edamummy!

My friend Jack claims that he can communicate with legumes.

Jack and the beans talk.

Ash Wednesday was yesterday so my family is going to be eating a lot more legumes

Mostly lentils

What is Donald Trump’s favourite legume?

Chick pee

What is a poet's favorite legume?

Rhyma-beans!

A legume broke out of prison today

Police are looking for the escapea.

Fun Facts about ants

So as you may or may not know, ants have many breeds, but above these breeds, two general groups can be seen in ants around the world. These groups are the Macro ants (Big ants), and the Micro ants (Small ants).

Multiple different breeds of ants can be found in each of the two groups (Such ...

Why did the bean sell his car?

The back seat didn't have enough legume.

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