My friend Jack claims that he can communicate with legumes.

Jack and the Beans talk.

Are you a legume?

Cause I can’t get thos beans off my mind

Ash Wednesday was yesterday so my family is going to be eating a lot more legumes

Mostly lentils

What is Donald Trump’s favourite legume?

Chick pee

What is a poet's favorite legume?

Rhyma-beans!

A legume broke out of prison today

Police are looking for the escapea.

At a press conference, Sarah Sanders is asked, "why has Trump imposed tarrifs on soybeans but not chickpeas?"

Sarah rolled her eyes and contorted her face even more, then replied, "listen Jim Acosta, I don't know what you're agenda is with that question, but suffice it to say that the President's decision on which legumes to tarrif is deeply rooted in the fact that he's never had a Russian soybean on his he...

Why did the bean sell his car?

The back seat didn't have enough legume.

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