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Did you hear the one about the legume?

Everyone thought he was some kind of nut!

I just found out I'm allergic to legumes

Doctor says it's a lentil illness

My friend Jack’s special talent is communicating with legumes.

Jack and the beans talk.
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The one about Legumes

What’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

Donald Trump has never had a garbanzo bean on his face.

I read about a guy that blocked an entire river with nothing but legumes

Dam thats nuts

What's the difference between a chickpea and a legume?

I won't pay $200 to have a legume on my face.

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What did the Japanese legume go as for Halloween?

An edamummy!

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What did one peanut say to the other peanut during sex?

Ugh, Imma legume!

What is Donald Trump’s favourite legume?

Chick pee

As a new Dad, my dad joke senses are tingling. I made this joke (better when spoken). "Why did the 7 foot man take 2 cans of Garbanzo beans on the flight?"

Because he wanted more legume.

What is a poet's favorite legume?


A legume broke out of prison today

Police are looking for the escapea.

Ash Wednesday was yesterday so my family is going to be eating a lot more legumes

Mostly lentils

There’s a peanut on an airplane

And he’s chatting it up with a flight attendant, this peanut’s name is Dillon. They’re having a very intimate conversation about where they’re from and where they are in life right now. Dillon is in the middle of explaining his ethnic background when the flight attendant interrupts him and says ‘No ...

Why did the bean sell his car?

The back seat didn't have enough legume.

The Vegan Paradox

Vegans eat Legumes......

Yet they say they would never eat anything with a pulse.....

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I came home yesterday to find my roommate balls deep in the Planters guy.

I said "Are you fucking nuts".

He replied, "They're actually legumes".

Fun Facts about ants

So as you may or may not know, ants have many breeds, but above these breeds, two general groups can be seen in ants around the world. These groups are the Macro ants (Big ants), and the Micro ants (Small ants).

Multiple different breeds of ants can be found in each of the two groups (Such ...

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