My friend Jack claims that he can communicate with legumes.
Jack and the beans talk.
Fun Facts about ants
So as you may or may not know, ants have many breeds, but above these breeds, two general groups can be seen in ants around the world. These groups are the Macro ants (Big ants), and the Micro ants (Small ants).
Multiple different breeds of ants can be found in each of the two groups (Such ...
What is Donald Trump’s favourite legume?
What is a poet's favorite legume?
A legume broke out of prison today
Police are looking for the escapea.
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I came home yesterday to find my roommate balls deep in the Planters guy.
I said "Are you fucking nuts".
He replied, "They're actually legumes".
At a press conference, Sarah Sanders is asked, "why has Trump imposed tarrifs on soybeans but not chickpeas?"
Sarah rolled her eyes and contorted her face even more, then replied, "listen Jim Acosta, I don't know what you're agenda is with that question, but suffice it to say that the President's decision on which legumes to tarrif is deeply rooted in the fact that he's never had a Russian soybean on his he...
Why did the bean sell his car?
The back seat didn't have enough legume.