Ash Wednesday was yesterday so my family is going to be eating a lot more legumes

Mostly lentils

What is Donald Trump’s favourite legume?

Chick pee

What is a poet's favorite legume?

Rhyma-beans!

A legume broke out of prison today

Police are looking for the escapea.

Why did the bean sell his car?

The back seat didn't have enough legume.

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