My friend Jack claims that he can communicate with legumes.

Jack and the beans talk.

Ash Wednesday was yesterday so my family is going to be eating a lot more legumes

Mostly lentils

What is Donald Trump’s favourite legume?

Chick pee

What is a poet's favorite legume?

Rhyma-beans!

A legume broke out of prison today

Police are looking for the escapea.

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I came home yesterday to find my roommate balls deep in the Planters guy.

I said "Are you fucking nuts".

He replied, "They're actually legumes".

Why did the bean sell his car?

The back seat didn't have enough legume.

People should be more afraid of black beans.

Haven't you ever heard of the creature from the black legume?

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