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Challah Jokes

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What kind of Marshall Arts does Challah Bread do?

JEW DOUGH!!

I gave my daughter a piece of traditional Jewish bread for an afternoon meal, but she refused it.

She ain’t no challah snack girl.

Little Timmy asked the Jewish bakery owner “What’s the challah cost?”

He wasn’t prepared for the anger-fuelled history lesson.

What do challah and martial arts have in common?

Judo

What do you get if you cross the king of Wakanda with a traditional Jewish baked good?

T’challah bread

What's the worst thing you can say to a Jewish bread delivery man?

What's the challah cost?

What do you get when Black Panther brings Jewish bread to Thor's party?

T'Challa challah at the Valhalla gala.

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Where are all the Jews on the Starship Enterprise?

on the challah deck

There was this really hot guy on the beach when I was in Mexico, so I brought him some Jewish bread.

He gave me a weird look, subsequently turned me down...and I don't understand *why.*

*I just wanted to challah at a Playa.*



^I'm ^sorry

[long] Irving worked at a Jewish deli and bakery, and he loved most of his regular clientele, except for one guy...

... this guy would *always* haggle over how much he should spend, even for things that had a fixed rice clearly marked on the menu board.

One day, the guy comes in, and says, "I want to buy your finest loaf of egg bread for Rosh Hashanah. I have a crisp five-dollar bill for you, Irving, my go...

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