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What kind of Marshall Arts does Challah Bread do?

JEW DOUGH!!

I braided a rope today. It looks like challah bread.

But it's knot.

Little Timmy asked the Jewish bakery owner “What’s the challah cost?”

He wasn’t prepared for the anger-fuelled history lesson.

What type of bread do they eat for Rosh Hashanah in Wakanda?

T'Challah

What do challah and martial arts have in common?

Judo

If Black Panther made Jewish bread for Thor's party

would it be T'Challa's Valhalla gala challah?

What a Jewish rappers favorite bread?

Challah!

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Where are all the Jews on the Starship Enterprise?

on the challah deck

[long] Irving worked at a Jewish deli and bakery, and he loved most of his regular clientele, except for one guy...

... this guy would *always* haggle over how much he should spend, even for things that had a fixed rice clearly marked on the menu board.

One day, the guy comes in, and says, "I want to buy your finest loaf of egg bread for Rosh Hashanah. I have a crisp five-dollar bill for you, Irving, my go...

There was this really hot guy on the beach when I was in Mexico, so I brought him some Jewish bread.

He gave me a weird look, subsequently turned me down...and I don't understand *why.*

*I just wanted to challah at a Playa.*



^I'm ^sorry

What's the worst thing you can say to a Jewish bread delivery man?

What's the challah cost?

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