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Two old ladies are harvesting potatoes when one unearth two massive tubers.

"Sweet baby Jesus, they look like my husband's balls !"

"How, as big ?"

"No, as dirty !"

Why did the potato start vlogging his day-to-day life?

He wanted to become a You Tuber.

What do you call a tuber that buys his girlfriend chocolates?

A sweet potato.

Two Philosophers and a YouTuber Meet in the Dead of Night to Discuss their Darkest Secrets

They begin by releasing their darkest secrets in exchange for more secrets. After each of them let out their darkest secrets, the YouTuber asks for a break.

The philosophers tell him that he can take a break, so the YouTuber wanders off while the philosophers remain at the table. With just th...

What do you call a potato that makes videos for the internet?

A YouTUBER.

Why did the potato cough up blood?

Because it had tuber-culosis

Sad news today, folks. Mr. Potato Head died.

He had brain tubers.

What do you call a potato who posts videos online?

A You-*tuber*

What disease is the leading cause of death among potatoes?

Tuber culosis

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What do you call a long, curved potato with a monetized video channel?

A professional U-tuber.

What do you call two Scottish potatos who have just recived a rock as a prize?

Kilt tubers with won stone.

What do you call a potato on a small inflatable raft?

An inner tuber!

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