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Matzah Jokes

What do martial arts and matzah have in common?

Judo

Why isn’t Matzah popular outside the Jewish community?

Because it’s never been on the rise.

A rabbi met a hungry blind man

To help, the rabbi offered the blind man a piece of matzah.



The blind man held it and said "Who wrote this nonsense?!"

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The Rabbi and the taxman

At the end of the tax year, the IRS sent an inspector to audit the books of a Synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said, 'I notice you have a lot of candles. But according to these records you don't buy them often. How come?

'Good question,' noted the Rabbi. '...

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A jew is in the hospital with Coronavirus

Moishe was put into a hospital with a confirmed case of Coronavirus, and so, is obviously quarantined.

The doctor came in and Moishe asked “Doctor, what can I be treated with?”

“Well,” said the doctor, “from today, you’ll be on a strict Matzah diet.”

“Matzah diet?”

“Yeah...

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