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Kar Jokes

There is only one thing more annoying than the 877-kars-4-kids commercials....

Any Patriots fan this morning.

Just had a coffee and it was so black and rich,

a Kardashian just tried to sleep with it.

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Burned my lips kissing my vehicle on a hot summer day.

Kar-muah is a bitch.

Which celebrity gets the most speeding tickets?

Kim Kar-dash-ian

They've got internet for vehicles in Hong Kong too...

They call it Wong Kar-Wai fi.

Music is very powerful,

like that Kars 4 Kids commercial. Before I saw that commercial I wanted to donate a car to kids, but that song changed my mind.

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