A man walks into a bar, orders a pint and sees a sign pinned up above the till - “talking cat, going cheap.”
He calls the barman over and asks him what the deal with the cat is and can he have a look at it. The man shrugs, goes into the back and returns with a mangy old Tom cat.
Ladder to Success
A man falls asleep one night with depressing thoughts of his failures in life; never has he been able to provide for his family what he wants them to have. He wakes up the next morning on the floor of a room with only a white painted ceiling and floor. No walls. Just clouds as far as he can see. In ...
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So there's this guy who loves tractors. Ever since he was young and his father sat him upon one of these beastly machines, he's been in love with them. Growing up, he bought toy tractors, he drew tractors, he even had tractor wallpaper.
As he got older, he eventually bought a tractor with hi...
A man is on the the phone with a bartender.
He says to the bartender "Is there a young, blonde lady there?"
The bartender responds "There are dozens, sir. Be more specific."
"She's wearing a plaid crop top, ripped short jean shorts, boots, pigtails and a cowboy hat."
The bartender replies "yeah, she's here, what of it?"<...