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Gnu Jokes

What do you call a confused gnu?

A bewildebeest.

How would you know if someone uses Linux-GNU?

Don't worry, they will tell you

How to make Gnu/Linux run Photoshop?

You serve it WINE.

Did you hear about that trans-species gazelle?

He’s really transformed himself. You could say he was born a gnu.

I’m really sad my pet wildebeest died:(

I had to get a Gnu one

I thought I'd bought a couple wildebeests

But alas - fake gnus

Why did the antelope?

Nobody gnu...

Knock knock.

"Who's there?"

"Interrupting wildebeest."

"Interrupting wildebeest..."

"Gnu!"

I’ve decided to quit using macOS and windows cold turkey

I’ve become a gnu man

Remember this: Everything is eventually reincarnated as a small, goat-like mammal.

Because everything old is gnu again.

What do African antelope herders and dyslexic politicians have in common?

They're both very worried about gnu control.

What did one stocky, oxlike antelope say to another stocky, oxlike antelope?

Happy Gnu Year!

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A failing zoo was desperate to drive attendance.

After much discussion, they finally purchased a gnu from Africa.

In anticipation of its arrival, the zoo built a new exhibit for the hard-to-obtain animal. It was a beautiful indoor/outdoor enclosure and contractors worked diligently to meet the deadline of the animal’s arrival.

Unfort...

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A zoo got some new animals

and after the exhibits were set up, the head zookeeper retired to his office for some paperwork. After a bit, one of the new animals, a gnu, stuck its head in his office and beckoned for him to follow. Intrigued, the zookeeper followed as the wildebeast led him back to the enclosure, where two mor...

The Diner's Challenge

A connoisseur is looking for new restaurants to visit and notices one that promises to be able to serve the meat of any animal. He thinks it's a hoax but decides to give it a try anyway.

He enters the restaurant and is seated at a table with fine white tablecloth and expensive-looking silverw...

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