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How would you know if someone uses Linux-GNU?

Don't worry, they will tell you

Knock knock.

"who's there?"

"Interrupting operating system"

"Interrupting operating system..."

"Gnu!"

How to make Gnu/Linux run Photoshop?

You serve it WINE.

What do you call a confused gnu?

A bewildebeest.

Remember this: Everything is eventually reincarnated as a small, goat-like mammal.

Because everything old is gnu again.

What did one stocky, oxlike antelope say to another stocky, oxlike antelope?

Happy Gnu Year!

I went on a safari tour and an animal waves to me

I didn’t wave back cause I barely gnu him.

What do African antelope herders and dyslexic politicians have in common?

They're both very worried about gnu control.

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A failing zoo was desperate to drive attendance.

After much discussion, they finally purchased a gnu from Africa.

In anticipation of its arrival, the zoo built a new exhibit for the hard-to-obtain animal. It was a beautiful indoor/outdoor enclosure and contractors worked diligently to meet the deadline of the animal’s arrival.

Unfort...

Sandwich Shop

A man walks into a sandwich shop and begin to place his order, reading off the menu. "I'll have a 6-inch, white bread roll with mustard, mayo and...hey, what's this? 'Wildebeest?' Since when do you serve wildebeest here?"

"Oh, that's our latest addition" says the clerk. "Freshly imported from...

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A zoo got some new animals

and after the exhibits were set up, the head zookeeper retired to his office for some paperwork. After a bit, one of the new animals, a gnu, stuck its head in his office and beckoned for him to follow. Intrigued, the zookeeper followed as the wildebeast led him back to the enclosure, where two mor...

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