Leading entomologists experimenting with ant larvae have reported that while the introduction of milk-born disaccharides increased their height by 31%, it also inhibited tarsus growth by 47%.
The study concluded that the resulting specimens lack toes in taller ants.
A botfly larva walks into a bar
The barman asks what he can get him. "A shot of whiskey and a piece of rotting meat please". The barman pours the shot, then says "Do you really want a piece of rotting meat?" "Want? I encyst on it!"
What does a bee carry its’ larvae in?
I saw a bunch of insect larva on my porch
You've got to bee kidding me!
Why are all the ant larvae confused?
Because all their uncles are ants!
A trichinosis larva and a botfly maggot walk into a bar...
The botfly maggot turns to the trichinosis larva and says "Hey buddy, I heard you like pork." The trichonosis larva looks the the botfly maggot right in the spiracles and says "Indeed, I encyst upon it."
I woke up this morning and my bedside light had turned into a moth...
That's the last time I ever buy a larva lamp…
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A moth is sitting in the psychiatrist office...
So a moth is sitting in the therapist office, and the therapist says, "So, how's work?" And the moth says, "Oh it's great, just wonderful, just got a promotion which came with a nice raise, they moved me up to the 15th floor and now I have the greatest view of Seattle anyone could ask for." And so t...