A botfly larva enters the bar..

"Bartender, a Bud and a piece of rotting meat please"
"Here's your beer - are you sure you want a piece of rotting meat?"
"Want it? I encyst on it"

Why are all the ant larvae confused?

Because all their uncles are ants!

A trichinosis larva and a botfly maggot walk into a bar...

The botfly maggot turns to the trichinosis larva and says "Hey buddy, I heard you like pork." The trichonosis larva looks the the botfly maggot right in the spiracles and says "Indeed, I encyst upon it."

Source: [bash.org](http://bash.org/?771925)

I woke up this morning and my bedside light had turned into a moth...

That's the last time I ever buy a larva lamp…

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A moth is sitting in the psychiatrist office...

So a moth is sitting in the therapist office, and the therapist says, "So, how's work?" And the moth says, "Oh it's great, just wonderful, just got a promotion which came with a nice raise, they moved me up to the 15th floor and now I have the greatest view of Seattle anyone could ask for." And so t...

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