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An anteater walks into a bar. The landlord asks, "Can I get you a drink?"

"Nooooooooooo"

"How about something to eat?"

"Nooooooooooo"

The landlord asks, "Whats with the long 'no's ?

"I was born with it."

Scientists definitively confirmed today that anteaters are incapable of contracting coronavirus.

Apparently they’re filled with anty bodies.

An anteater walks into a bar

The anteater asks the bartender for a drink and the bartender asks "is Pepsi okay?" The anteater replies "noooooooooooo". So the bartender asks "is orange juice okay? And once again the anteater replies "noooooooooooo". One more time the bartender asks "how about water?" The anteater agrees that wat...

What did the selfish anteater say when offered a full course French dinner?

Is this all fourmis?

A anteater walks into a bar and orders a beer.

The bartender says, “That’ll be $10. You know, we don’t get many anteaters coming in here.”

The anteater says, “At $10 a beer, it’s not hard to understand.”

Humans can catch diseases from monkeys and bats, but why not anteaters?

Because they are filled with anty bodies.

How can we determine an anteater's diet?

Inference.

Why don't anteaters ever get sick?

They're full of anty bodies.

What do you call an anteater?

uncle.

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An anteater walks into a bar...

"First the horse, now this asshole" remarked the bartender.

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The lion king gets into a fight and loses his teeth

Consequently he orders the rhinos his personal bodyguard to tell the animal kingdom to bring soft food and if any animal brings hard food they will stick it up in their ass.

A very long line of animals with soft food gets together in the Lion's palace towards the end of the line there is an ...

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