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Carnivorous Jokes

Why are trees not carnivorous?

They are all bark, no bite

what do you call a carnivorous dinosaur who falls in love with his own mother?

Oedipus Rex

What do you call a fast, carnivorous dinosaur with opinions on Hegel and Kant?

A philosoraptor!

Did you hear they discovered a carnivorous tree in the Amazon?

Don't worry its bark is worse than its bite.

An anthropologist visits a tribe that eats only meat...

An anthropologist visits an exclusively carnivorous tribe in previously uncharted deep-jungle territory and word gets around about this strange woman who eats plants.

M'buk says to T'gru, "Have you heard about this woman who eats *plants?*"

T'gru gets this puzzled look and says "no, I'...

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away

there were two evil friars living outside this small village. The friars had tried unsuccessfully to overtake and capture the town, but finally this time, they believed they had hit upon a foolproof scheme that would allow them to rule the village. They had, through mad scientist experiments in thei...

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Once upon a time, there was a teeny-tiny spider...

...and as the spider wanted to repent for its carnivorous days by becoming a vegetarian, it decided to live the rest of its days in a quiet, peaceful place to live off the land and to avoid the temptation of telling everyone about its transformation (he's trying to be better really hard, you know?)....

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