A QA engineer walks into a bar, and orders a beer.
Then he orders 0 beers.
Then he orders 999999999999 beers.
Then he orders an aardvark.
Then he orders nothing.
Then he orders -1 beers.
Then he orders NULL beers.
Then he orders asnwikfjsdf.
Then he orders a "><script>give_me_your_credit_card...
What do you call an aardvark that is three feet long?
A yardvark
I read the dictionary the other day
At the start you think it’s the aardvark, but by the end it turns out the zebra did it.
I once went to theatre for a surprise...
As I sat down with my friend we eagerly awaiting what was promised to be an amazing, thought provoking production, acclaimed to bring us a better understanding of the world around us.
The lights darkened and the curtain rose, on the stage sat a single chair, and a thick book, a man came on st...
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Johnny does the alphabet
Little johnny is in class and the teacher is going through the alphabet a letter at a time. She starts with the letter “A” and all the students eagerly put their hands up to say a word that begins with the letter A. Including Johnny. The teacher knows better, she knows if she picks johnnyhe is gon...
What does an Aardvark like on its pizza?
Ant-chovies.
An Aardvark walks into a bar
Bartender: Can I get you a beer?
Aardvark: Noooooooooooo
Bartender: Can I get you some wine?
Aardvark: Noooooooooooooo
Bartender: Well, how about a whiskey?
Aardvark: Nooooooooooooooooooooo
Bartender: What's with the long Nos?
What did the aardvark say to Noah?
What do you mean you only brought two ants!?
Why did the aardvark cross the road?
To beat up the idiot telling jokes about him.
(Not an original joke)
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