Little johnny is in class and the teacher is going through the alphabet a letter at a time. She starts with the letter “A” and all the students eagerly put their hands up to say a word that begins with the letter A. Including Johnny. The teacher knows better, she knows if she picks johnnyhe is gon...
I once went to theatre for a surprise...
As I sat down with my friend we eagerly awaiting what was promised to be an amazing, thought provoking production, acclaimed to bring us a better understanding of the world around us.
The lights darkened and the curtain rose, on the stage sat a single chair, and a thick book, a man came on st...
When all the animals left the ark, Noah gave them instructions as they departed:
To the Aardvarks, he commanded, "Go forth and multiply!"
A couple snakes came slithering out, and he commanded, "Go forth and multiply!"
"We can't, we're adders." replied the snakes.
Well Noah kept giving commands, until at last he told the zebras, "Go forth and multiply!" ...
A QA engineer walks into a bar, and orders a beer.
Then he orders 0 beers.
Then he orders 999999999999 beers.
Then he orders an aardvark.
Then he orders nothing.
Then he orders -1 beers.
Then he orders NULL beers.
Then he orders asnwikfjsdf.
Then he orders a "><script>give_me_your_credit_card...