Aardvark Jokes - 10 Hilarious Aardvark Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that is three feet long?

A yardvark

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An Aardvark walks into a bar

Bartender: Can I get you a beer?

Aardvark: Noooooooooooo

Bartender: Can I get you some wine?

Aardvark: Noooooooooooooo

Bartender: Well, how about a whiskey?

Aardvark: Nooooooooooooooooooooo

Bartender: What's with the long Nos?

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A QA engineer walks into a bar, and orders a beer.

Then he orders 0 beers.

Then he orders 999999999999 beers.

Then he orders an aardvark.

Then he orders nothing.

Then he orders -1 beers.

Then he orders NULL beers.

Then he orders asnwikfjsdf.

Then he orders a "><script>give_me_your_credit_card...

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What does an Aardvark like on its pizza?

Ant-chovies.

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What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!?

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What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants.

Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

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Why did the aardvark cross the road?

To beat up the idiot telling jokes about him.

(Not an original joke)

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I once went to theatre for a surprise...

As I sat down with my friend we eagerly awaiting what was promised to be an amazing, thought provoking production, acclaimed to bring us a better understanding of the world around us.

The lights darkened and the curtain rose, on the stage sat a single chair, and a thick book, a man came on st...

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I read the dictionary the other day

At the start you think it’s the aardvark, but by the end it turns out the zebra did it.

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Johnny does the alphabet

Little johnny is in class and the teacher is going through the alphabet a letter at a time. She starts with the letter “A” and all the students eagerly put their hands up to say a word that begins with the letter A. Including Johnny. The teacher knows better, she knows if she picks johnnyhe is gon...

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