A man is walking down Main Street in a small town, browsing the shops.
He goes into a curio shop, and peruses through all the knickknacks. In front of the register, there is a glass case with several expensive items. One item catches his eye; a little gold rat, slightly smaller than the real thing. He asks the shopkeeper what's the deal with the gold rat.
An elderly lady goes to the local hardware store
An elderly lady goes to the local hardware store and approaches the young salesman on duty.
Her: I'd like to buy a trap to deal with a vermin problem I've been having
Him: Well, many of our customers like to go for a trap, some of them even go as far as to spend the extra penny for a n...
A Brass Rat
A collector of brass objects was strolling around an old antique market when he spotted a long forgotten brass rat pushed into a far corner of one of the shops.
The purchase was soon made and the man departed. However, he hadn't gone too far when he noticed a rat running up behind him and wit...
How do you get mice out of the church? (semi-OC!)
A priest, minister, and Soviet are discussing the subject of vermin.
Priest: "I have tried everything to keep the mice out of the church. I've tried traps, poison, cursing them to Hell, everything!"
Minister: "I baptized them and made them members of the church. Now I only see them o...