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I often confuse weasels, polecats, stoats and ferrets

It turns out that they're just not very good at riddles.

Me: Hello, ASPCA? There's a polecat clinging to my ceiling fan

ASPCA: We don't believe you

Me: Well you'll have to take my whirred ferret

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