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I tell my wife I'm close to 60,000 Karma on my Reddit, and she says the only Karma I need in my life is her..

I reminded her Karma's a Bitch..

I would post a joke about Buddhism

But I don’t have enough karma

Lately my comment karma has been so good, Reddit sent me an award featuring a colorful lizard.

It's a comment karma chameleon.

Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There's no menu; you get what you deserve.

i only made this because i could not post in r/memes thanks to my karma being too low

one day i tried to tell a chemistry joke

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but i got no reaction

Three people die and appear before Buddha

Stunned by the divine presence before them, they lower their heads.

-Raise your heads. You were humble in life and your deeds were praiseworthy. You have earned the right to a reincarnation of your choice. You have much to accomplish yet though.

One of the people takes a step forward a...

What do you call it when a redditor tries to get karma without posting real content?

Cake day

What's the difference between Bad Karma and Reddit Karma?

You get Bad Karma by stealing other people's belongings. You get Reddit Karma by stealing other people's jokes.

Top Reddit posters should use their karma to help the environment.

They are already experts at recycling.

A mailman notices a mail box with the flag up

So, he opens the box and picks up the letter. He glances at it briefly to make sure it is stamped, and then puts it in his bag with his other letters. When he gets back to his office, the letter goes in a big bin with all of the other out-going mail. He thinks nothing of it, and finishes his day....

Why do Reddit use Karma instead of another religious symbol?

We all know what happened last time when Christians fought for the Cross.

I strongly believe in karma.

Like this other day i noticed a homeless man sitting in front of the supermarket. He seemed to have a difficult time.

I went into the supermarket and collected some stuff to give to the homeless man, i wrapped it up neatly in some wrapping paper and went back outside

The homeless man a...

My best friend isn’t on reddit so I sent him an email with my latest post to r/jokes, subject: “Post for that sweet karma”. His response,

Re: post for that sweet karma

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What’s my plan for karma? Piss off the Australians.

Their downvotes turn into upvotes here. The ultimate switch-a-roo

I should post a gym joke for Karma,

They really seem to work out.

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A prostitute, buddhist, and landscaper walk into a bar. [NSFW?]

As they all sit down, the bartender asks how they’re doing.

“Awful,” says the landscaper. “I have to dig up holes and fix a fence, and the owner of the house wants us to use the same old wood.”

The buddhist speaks up, “I’ve been trying to teach a class about my religion, and this…girl…...

A man's fence is broken and he neess to hire someone to fix it

So he goes online to find someone to fix his fence for him but he is unsatisfied with their prices, that is until he finds a Buddhist monk who will do it for free.

He is initially surprised by this and assumes it might be a fake listing, but since it's free he feels like he has nothing to los...

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Karma is a bitch

Unless you’re on reddit.

What do you get if you tell the same joke every day for a month?

About 3K karma and a ban from r/jokes.

One day, legendary musician Sting becomes bored of music, and decides to try his luck at day trading.

He does a few online courses and begins trading.

On the first day Sting loses some money, but learns from it, and unpertrubed by the small losses he continues with it. On the second day, Sting loses a bit less, and learns even more. Happy with the results, he decides to sink some more money i...

Karma is like 69.

You get what you give.

I believe in karma, let me explain

A guy jaywalked and cut me off and didn’t wave thank you . That’s one karma. Then he dropped his wallet. I’m a good person I’ll tell him, but that cost one karma

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If karma is a bitch

Then aren't we trying to farm and get bitches in reddit?

I was just about to make a chemistry joke for a bit of karma

but all the good ones argon.

If I lived in Italy, worked in a Chemist, and loved Reddit

Would that make me a Parma, Pharma, Karma Farmer?

A monk decides to take up the art of swordplay.

Taking some time off from the Buddhist monastery, he trains with his fencing teacher, learning all the positions, attacks and defenses, and generally becomes fairly proficient at the sport. His teacher encourages him to take up the competition circuit, as there is little left she can teach the monk....

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Karma is a weird name...

They should rename "karma" to "creddit"

They should also rename the "share" button to "spreaddit"

They should then also rename the "delete" button to "shreddit"

But they don't, and I don't geddit



* Eddit: Wow, I did not expect to get gold for that one...

What kind of food do you serve at a karma party?

Just desserts.

A woman dies and goes to the gates of heaven.

When she gets there, she is perplexed and confused to find everyone furiously cracking eggs, dumping flour, and mixing batter.

She turns around and sees an entire section dedicated to decoration, with elaborate concoctions of strawberries, frosting, and tiering at every station.

Fina...

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Karma ranks 899th in popularity in 2018 as a girl’s name but choose it at your own risk.

Because they say “Karma’s a bitch.”

In the mythical kingdoms of ancient India, lived the king Ramuk.

He had a courageous son by the name Tipar. Trained in the arts of war and statehood, Prince Tapir was ever eager to take his chance at the throne.

As age got the better of the king, he decided to crown the Prince and move on to a peaceful life of wine and women.

But before he could han...

Smee goan get some Karma

A CORK radio station was running a competition - words that weren’t in the dictionary but could still be used in a sentence and make sense.

DJ: “96FM here, what’s your name?”

Caller: “Hi my name is Dave!”

DJ: “Hey Dave, what’s your word?”

Caller: “Goan... spelt G-O-A-N, ...

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