What does Karen do when she wants to see all her friends?

She closes her eyes.

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What's the difference between COVID and a Karen?

One's a contagion, the other's a cunt aging.

What's a Karen's favorite drink?

Whine

What do you call a group of Karens?

A complaint

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Rip karen

I was working in a movie theatre in France, a customer started an argument with my manager, who was a highly functional alcoholic and did not give a fuck about pleasing Karens. She stupidly said ''customer is king" to which he replied "we' re in France, we decapitate Kings"

The first Karen to get sick was..

Impatient Zero

What’s the male version of a Karen called?

I don’t know but a group of them is called a Senate.

Two Karens are out having dinner

The waiter stopped by their table and said "is anything ok?"

I think it is time to reconsider calling people 'Karen'. It is rude...

We can all be Karen's in our own ways. I just realized I'm a computer Karen.



Every time something is taking too long, or the slightest inconvenience happens, I immediately want to see the task manager.



\*sorry\*

Why did Karen press CTRL + ALT + DELETE?

She wanted to see the task manager...

An anti-vaxxer, an entitled woman, and a Karen walk into a bar

She demands to speak to the manager

Why did Karen complain to the store manager about her photocopier?

She didn't like its tone.

A teacher told her young class to ask their parents for a family story with a moral at the end of it, and to return the next day to tell their stories.

In the classroom the next day, Joe gave his example first, “My dad is a farmer and we have chickens. One day we were taking lots of eggs to the market in a basket on the front seat of the truck when we hit a big bump in the road. The basket fell off the seat and all the eggs broke.” The moral of the...

Why was Karen’s unvaccinated kid crying?

It was having a midlife crisis.

I met Karen at the shore.

What a beach!

What do you call a nice karen?

Karain't

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While doing a crossword, the cyclops asked his wife,"How do you spell Hawaii?" Karen replied, "You need two i’s." Cyclops growled...

"My life is just a big fucking joke to you, isn’t it Karen?"

I just bought a new SUV and named it Karen.

It’s a white Suburban.

As much as these Karens talk about their essential oils

They sure do want nonessential businesses to reopen

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Introducing: The Karen Infection Collection toy line!

*Wheeze with laughter through your ventilator as you watch your children make short-term memories with... The Karen Infection Collection!*

*They'll love spending their last days playing with their new favorite toys, like Protestor Pete - who comes with accessories like a vial of crocodile tea...

How many Karen’s does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes forever because she just puts the bulb in the socket, and waits for the world to revolve around her.

What do you call a group of Karen’s like the ones protesting lockdowns?

A Covid of Karens.

Why did dyslexic Karen go to the Christmas nativity?

To see the manger.

Why wouldn’t Karen the idiot get her dogs vaccinated?

She was afraid they’d get Pawtism.

Karen got hired to an offshore rig during the pandemic.

She's an essential oil worker now.

Karen visits an art gallery

Karen: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon Ma'am, that is a mirror.

What’s the difference between Karen in a marathon and an intellectual dwarf?

One is a cunning runt.

What is the cat equivalent of a Karen?

Carol Baskin

Guys married to Karens ...

..are Karentined for life

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How did Karen survive the acid attack?

By being a basic bitch

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If a group of crows is called a murder, what do you call a group of Karens?

A bitchin

What do you call a Karen wearing hunting camouflage?

Bossy Oak.

It's better to be thought a Karen

Than to ask for a manager and remove all doubt

Recently I met a pair of twins named Sharon and Karen

They were wearing the same clothes, same makeup, and same personality. In fact, they were pretty much the same person. So I guess it is just as they say,

Sharon is Karen

Karen walks into a library

She goes to the librarian says,
"I want a Big Mac and a Coke please"

Librarian looks at her puzzled and says
"This is a library Miss"

Karen replied,
"Oh yes sorry"
(whispers) 'I want a Big Mac and a Coke please'

The math teacher in asks: "What is 2+2?"...

Melissa: "6"
Teacher: "Idiot! Sit down!"
Alex: "7"
Teacher: "Even stupider! Sit down too!"

At the back of the class, Karen, the only one shaking her hand in the air.
Teacher: "Ok, Karen. What is 2+2?"
Karen: "4"
Teacher: "Yes! Finally! Show the other idiots how you got your ...

Karen & Marcy go shopping & Karen stops to smell candles at a local booth. Karen: This smells like fireball.

Marcy: You know, sober people call that smell....cinnamon.

What do you call a racist white lady?

Ku klux karen.

My friend, Karen, and I visited a place you can stand in three states at once: Oklahoma, Kansas and Missouri. Karen opened up that she was actually in a fourth state: crippling depression. I said, "I'm so sorry"

"...but you can't count Missouri twice."

Why were Karen and her two year old son crying?

They were both having a midlife crisis.

Karen served wild mushrooms to the church group.

A group of country friends from the Wildwood Church wanted to get together on a regular basis, socialize, and play games. The lady of the house was to prepare the meal.

When it came time for Tom and Karen to be the hosts, Karen wanted to outdo all the others. Karen decided to have mushroom-sm...

"I think Karen has dyslexia."

"Why do you say that?"

"We put a nativity scene in town square, and she demanded to see the manger."

Ellen has so much bad press about how entitled she is

That the network is renaming her program The Karen Show.

French Karen says French vaccines cause...

Oh ho ho ho-tism

I hear there's a tropical storm Karen heading for the US...

They have warn all department stores and fast-food joints in the coastal area to batten down their managers.

Karen took the kids

The doctor said to Karen ‘is your daughter always stuttering like that?’
Karen replied ‘no, only when she wants to speak.’

A group of girls named Karen, Jane and Ruth often hang out. What are Karen and Jane like by themselves?

Completely Ruthless

Karen one day called a men's club looking for her husband...

Karen: Hello, is my husband there?

Manager: I'm sorry, he is not here.

Karen about to hang up realised something

Karen: I realised I haven't mentioned his name, how do you know whose wife I am?

Manager: It doesn't matter ma'am. All the husbands give out the same instructi...

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When I was a kid, we had a dog named Karen.

One day she disappeared and i never saw her again. My parents told me she ran away.

When I grew up, I realized that was bullshit, 'cause she would have taken me with her.

Blonde goes to put her friends death in the local newspaper.

They tell her it's $1 a word, she only has $3, so she says to put in,

"Karen is dead". They feel sorry for her and tell her she can have

another 3 words for free, Put in. "Karen is dead". Microwave for sale.

Did you hear Karen’s dead?

America heard she had essential oils

The son wanna date a neighbour

\- Dad, can I date Lisa next door?

\- No, she is your sister.

\- How about Anna in block 59?

\- No, she is your little sister.

\- Ok, this is weird. How about Karen the waitress? Can I date her or is she my sister too?

\- No, she is your brother.

The upset s...

Karen walks into a heavy metal bar...

"Ow" Karen exclaimed,"that hurt"

Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?

Because Karen bought it all.

In the new Jumanji movies

It seems that Karen Gillan and Jack Black are stuck between a Rock and a Hart place.

Four Karen’s are at a table having lunch.

The waiter comes to the table...

Says ‘is anything alright here’?

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A masked gunman storms into a sperm bank.

He runs up to the counter, pointing his shotgun at the receptionist there, and shouts, "This is a stick-up!"

The receptionist raises her hands and says, "But sir, I don't think you understand. This isn't a regular bank, this is a sperm bank."

He says, "Don't tell me what I don't unders...

We've all heard the one about the twin boys - once you've seen Juan you've seen Jamal. But have you heard the one about the twin girls -

Sharon is Karen.

The US reports that 42% of all new Covid-19 cases will come from abroad.

They think her name is "Karen."

My friends said they'd pick me up for the drive by so I strapped up and waited for them on the porch...

They yelled, its Karen's birthday we have signs and balloons for you why the f*** do you have a gun??

Neighbour.

Husband: Oh No! our neighbour has died.

Wife: Who, Ray?

Husband: I don't think cheering is appropriate Karen.

-Doctor, ive tried everything to find love but it just wont work, what else can i do?

\-Have you tried shaving your mustache?

\-No

\-Well you should, Karen.

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The New Gynecologist

One morning, it's time for Karen's yearly checkup on her "lady parts." She drives to the Gynecologist, is shown into an examination room, and prepares for the exam. To her mild upset, her usual Doctor isn't there.

"What happened to Dr. Michaels?"

"I'm sorry to tell you this, Mrs. Lewis...

My GF karen is cheating on me, she said she was with her friend Mary.

I knew she was lying, because Mary was lying next to me.

A blonde joke a friend told me sometime ago (I'm sorry if this offends you)

Three women named Katie, Rachel and Karen, our blonde protagonist, attempted to rob the local bank.

Katie explained the plan to both of them. They went through it once again and then left for the bank.

While Karen went inside the bank, Rachel waited in the driver's seat and Katie was l...

Me: I have trained this goat to talk.

Karen: This would be fun to see.

Me[to goat]: Who do i love the most?

Goat: Mee

Me[to goat]: Who's my pet?

Goat: Mee

Karen: Ah, its boring

Me: Wait it gets better

Goat: It gets way better, Karen!

Why does Plankton's wife always complain to him?

Because that's what happens when Karen speaks to the manager.

ME: I'll see you in a month

**WIFE:** Don't forget to write.

**ME:** It's highly unlikely I'd forget such a basic skill, Karen!

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"I think my new boss is gay" Dave said to his wife Karen

"What makes you think that? Karen asked

"Well every time I kiss him on the lips he grabs my cock"

I was so proud when I had lost 350 pounds

Mom: but honey, you never weighed more than 200 pounds.

Me: I know, I just dumped my girlfriend Karen

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Wife: It’s like we don’t even know each other anymore.

Husband: Not this crap again, Karen.

Wife: That’s not my name idiot.

As the doctor went through Karen's notes he said

"The surgery has risks. You will almost certainly regain the sight in your eyes but there is a chance it will affect your libido."

Karen inquired, "How come?"

Doc said, "Well ... your husband is very ugly."

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I'm into group sex, but often confuse the names of the women.

Nvm, Sharon is Karen.

Karen: You'll never guess what I got you for your birthday.

Dave: A 3-way with your sister?

Karen: \*storms out

Dave: omg did I ruin the surprise?

Karen's patient husband was right by her side when she had a headache.

She told him that if anything could cure her headache, it would be him just being there for her and listening. So he sat by her side and listened as she spoke about every other time she had had a headache, and about her other medical concerns, and about neighborhood gossip. He brought her a cup of t...

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Mike was going to be married to Karen so his Father sat him down for a little chat...

He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something.
On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, and said, Here, try these on.''

She did and said, 'These are too big.
I can't wear them.'

I replied, 'Exactly.. I wear the pants in
this f...

Karens are just female kyles

Also car guys are just male horse girls

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A cow walks into a bar...

The bartender says "get the fuck out of here Karen!"

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My tongue slipped when I was asking my wife to "pass the milk, honey" when we had breakfast yesterday.

I accidentally said, "Fuck you Karen, you ruined my fucking life."

The sad tale of George and Karen.

George and Karen were highschool sweet hearts, and got married at 19. They were the perfect couple. Except for one thing.

For ten years, George and Karen gave it their all to have a baby. They calculated her cycles, ate right, and went to doctors. But, in the end Geroge just didn't produce en...

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Steve arrived early for his haircut appointment and was patiently waiting while the barber finished up with another customer

The customer was loudly bragging about how he is not only the best mailman in the area, but he has slept with numerous women over the course of his career.

“Why, I’ve even slept with every woman on Maple Street except one,” he boasted. Steve’s ears perked up because he and his wife live on M...

We had a party in the office yesterday.

As the evening progressed, a rather overweight female coworker of mine decided to dance on the table.

I remarked: “Wow, really impressive legs!”


She blushed and asked if I really meant it. “Absolutely, Karen! An average table would have collapsed by now!

Why did the white lady want to talk the manager into giving her a free item?

Because Sharon is Karen.

Interview (NSFW...kinda....)

Sitting at a promising job interview panel, the moderator asked, "what is perhaps your greatest weakness?" To which I responded, "some people say that I'm brutally honest." She said, "some may consider that a strength." I say, "WELL I DON"T GIVE A SH\*T WHAT YOU THINK, KAREN!

My dog stains and I went to the dog park

All the Karen's weren't pleased when I walked around yelling "come stains". What the heck is wrong with them anyways?

Two witches were arguing about who was the better witch

One rainy day inside the coven HQ, Meredith and Wendy were arguing about who was the better witch.

"I'm the superior spellcaster", boasted Meredith. She raised her wand into the air, and conjured up a small cloud. It snowed over Wendy's head, dropping hailstones the size of marbles.

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