How many Karens did it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

She just holds the lightbulb in the socket and expects the rest of the world to revolve around her.

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Why do we call these entitled people Karen?

Cause they don't have a fucking Karen the world!

(I just woke up and thought of this joke idk if it's been done before, thanks for reading)

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People need to stop calling me "Karen" It's so offensive.

Me: That's fine we'll go back to what we used to call you.

Karen: Thanks....

Me: You're welcome, Bitch.

What’s Karen’s favorite song

Mask off by future




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A Jew, an Hindu and Karen survive a plane crash in the woods

They walk together trough the woods throughout the day and into the night looking for help.

At last, they find a little wooden house with a lit window and a barn next to it.

The Jewish man says:

"Finally, someone who can help us! Let's ask the owner if we can stay the night and ...

Two Karens are having lunch together

The waiter stops by and asks "Is anything okay?"

Karen goes to the psychic...

"Two men, Bob and Carl, both want to marry me. Who will be the lucky one?"

"You will marry Bob. Carl will be the lucky one."

What is a Karen called in Europe?

An American.

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How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just sit around in the dark and bitch about it.

Karen came into my restaurant the other day and asked, "Can you tell me about the menu please?"

So I kicked her out and told her that the men I please are none of her business!!

What’s the male version of a Karen called?

I don’t know but a group of them is called a Senate.

Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc on her keyboard?

Because she wanted to speak to the Task Manager!

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Karen goes to the doctor not feeling well.

Karen: Doctor, I’ve not been feeling well lately.

Doctor: I’ve looked at your lab reports and I’m afraid I have some bad news.

Karen: Don’t give me this lab nonsense. I believe in homeopathic medicine, faith-based approaches and healing crystals. All my life, they have never failed m...

What's a Karen's favorite band?

The police.

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Why do retail workers call rude and snotty customers “Karen”?

Because they would loose their job if they called them a “Cunt”.

A group of crows is called a murder. What do you call a group of Karens??

A migraine.

A Karen Refuses To Wear a Mask

Because she says it's MANdated not WOMANdated

Why are Karen's so bad robbers?

Because they don't wear a mask

What do you call a group of Karens?

A Home Owners Association

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What's the difference between COVID and Karen?

One's a contagion, the other's an aging cunt.

an extrovert, an alcoholic and a karen were reluctant to take the covid vaccine

an extrovert, an alcoholic and a karen were reluctant to take the covid vaccine. the doctor tries to persuade them

the extrovert denies

" you won't be able to go to public gatherings anymore"

the extrovert agrees to take it



the alcoholic denies

"you will ha...

Two Karens are out having dinner

The waiter stopped by their table and said "is anything ok?"

Why did Karen press Ctrl+Alt+Del?

She needed that Task manager

What did the waiter say to the table full of Karens?

Is anything all right?

What are Karen’s favorite candy?

Entitle-mints

A Karen went to Bethlehem.

She asked to see the manger.

What do you calla pack of Karens?

A complaint

Karen: Wait for me honey, I’m just finishing my make-up.

Tucker: You don’t need make-up, Karen.

Karen: Oh, Tucker…. really? That is so sweet of you!

Tucker: You need plastic surgery.

In France, we have Karens too

They are called "American tourists".

What do schizophrenic Karens do for a living?

They are managers.

Son: Dad, what's the opposite of Karen?

Dad: Umm, I don't know, Sharon...?

Son: But I thought Sharon was Karen.




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What kind of clothing do Karens wear?

A lawsuit.

To the kids of 'Karen's', yo mama so fat

She bounced back from hell.

Chad and Karen are driving home from Thanksgiving.

After a grueling time with the relatives, tensions are high when Karen suddenly points to a Starbucks and says she wants to stop for a latte.

Chad really wants to get home but pulls over anyway. Thirty slow minutes later she finally returns with her coffee.

Once back on the road, the...

Why are Karens bad at photoshop?

Because they don't know how to use a mask.

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Cancer!

Karen: Doctor, I've not been feeling well lately

Doctor: Well, I've looked at your lab reports and I'm afraid I have some bad news...

Karen: Don't give me this lab nonsense, you bureaucratic paper pusher! I don't believe Western medicine anyways! I've been following homeopathic medicin...

Why did Karen marry Plankton?

Because now she can always speak to the manager.

So this French dude was working in a department store in France and a Karen comes up and starts laying it on him, asking for his manager.

Manager shows up, old stoner dude that's not having it. Karen starts whining and says "But you have to do what I say! The customer is king!" The manager looks at her in the eyes and says, "Ma'am, this is France. We decapitate kings."

While taking a census an official approached the home of Mrs Karen

After asking her a series of questions and taking down her replies, he asked her age. She chuckled bashfully and replied," have you asked the Ms Hills next door?" " No" was his confused reply. " I'm about as old as them" she told.

The next week she went to check her updated details and she s...

Why is Karen's brain of the size of a walnut?

Because it's swollen

What city do all Karens come from?

THE AUDACITY.

The first Karen to get sick was..

Impatient Zero

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Karen back at it again

Karen pays a rare visit to the doctor one morning.

The doctor, surprised, asks: “What seems to be the problem, Karen?”

Karen responds, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I mean I fart ALL the time.”

The Doctor nods, “Hmm.”

“My farts do not stink and are silent, but I fart all ...

What does Karen do when she wants to see all her friends?

She closes her eyes.

A teacher told her young class to ask their parents for a family story with a moral at the end of it, and to return the next day to tell their stories.

In the classroom the next day, Joe gave his example first, “My dad is a farmer and we have chickens. One day we were taking lots of eggs to the market in a basket on the front seat of the truck when we hit a big bump in the road. The basket fell off the seat and all the eggs broke.” The moral of the...

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Karen lost her husband almost four years ago and still hadn’t gotten out of her mourning stage. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the dating world.

Finally, Karen surrendered. With some courage, she told her family members that she will go out again. That said, she didn’t really know anyone suitable.

Her daughter immediately replied: “Mom! I have someone for you to meet.” Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another, and, afte...

Dating these days as a Karen is hard, all of my dates act like teenagers.

What I is need is a MANager!

Karen calls the police due to a blackout in her neighborhood

Karen: Excuse me, there's a black out in my neighborhood!

Police: Call Centerpoint Energy.

Karen: You don't understand, he's still here!

Scientist recently linked a disease to women acting like a Karen.

It's mad cow disease.

Four Karens are sitting in a restaurant...

A waitress comes up to their table and says "Good afternoon ladies, is anything alright?"

Why was Karen's unvaccinated two year old crying?

Midlife crisis

Karen enters a store

"M'am, you're not allowed in unless you wear a mask.

-- I have a medical condition that prevents me from wearing a mask !

-- I'm really sorry you have a medical condition that prevents you from entering this store, then."

Why did the Karen travel to Bethlehem on Christmas Eve?

She wanted to speak to the manger!

What happens when a Karen and a Boomer crash into each other?

KaBoom!

An anti-vaxxer, an entitled woman, and a Karen walk into a bar

She demands to speak to the manager

Did you hear Karen was banned from the zoo?

She took a fence.

I really don't understand how Karen’s aren’t in better shape...

They’re always stretching the truth and jumping to conclusions

I think it is time to reconsider calling people 'Karen'. It is rude...

We can all be Karen's in our own ways. I just realized I'm a computer Karen.



Every time something is taking too long, or the slightest inconvenience happens, I immediately want to see the task manager.



\*sorry\*

Karen got hired to an offshore rig during the pandemic.

She's an essential oil worker now.

Karens husband dies...

Karens husband dies. After a few days, she starts missing him, so she buys an Ouija board and contacts her husband.

Karen: Honey, can you listen to me?

Husband: Yes

Karen: Are you happy in afterlife?

Husband: Yes

Karen: Is it better than your life on earth?

...

What’s the difference between a Karen and a puppy?

Eventually, the puppy will grow up and not whine as much.

Why did dyslexic Karen go to the Christmas nativity?

To see the manger.

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Why doesn't Karen use a dildo?

To come plain.

I feel bad for all the nice women named Karen who have to deal with the bad stereotype of asking for managers. Sharon's too..

Because Sharon is Karen

What's a heard of Karen's called?

Kunts

A dog wanted a loan for a new doghouse.

He picked up a valuable knick knack that he had sitting around and headed to the bank. Once there, he said that he wanted a loan, and was using the knick knack as collateral

The teller, named Patty Whack, looked at the knick knack and said that it wasn't valuable enough for the amount he wan...

God damn it karen

Three friends stranded on a deserted island find a magic lamp. 

Inside it is a genie who agrees to grant each friend one wish.

“I want to go home,” says the first friend. The genie grants her wish.

“I want to go home, too,” says the second friend. And the genie sends her back ...

I get why Karen’s hate wearing face masks

Because they make mouth breathers smell their own breath

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While doing a crossword, the cyclops asked his wife,"How do you spell Hawaii?" Karen replied, "You need two i’s." Cyclops growled...

"My life is just a big fucking joke to you, isn’t it Karen?"

Why don’t Karens wear masks?

Because they are mouth-breathers.

What is the difference between an angel of love jumping a motorcycle through a ring of fire and a Karen?

One is a cupid stunt and the others a....

what do you call a communist karen?

sharon

Why did Karen complain to the store manager about her photocopier?

She didn't like its tone.

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Karen: "Be straight with me, Stephanie. Is your boyfriend a sadist?"

Stephanie: "Beats me."

How do you date a Karen?

Preferably by the C12 method.

What is racist Karen's favorite movie?

Minority Report

This is America,why don't you learn to speak English!!

Karen yelled at a group of Scots.

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How did Karen survive the acid attack?

By being a basic bitch

A Group of Karens

Is the collective noun for a group of angry, uneducated and entitled white women called a trump of Karens?

What is a Karen America?

An automobile.

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Of course trump will challenge the results. He will not take no for an answer.

Just ask Ivana trump, Jill hearth, Jean carrol, summer zervos, alva Johnson, Jessica leeds, Kristen Anderson, Lisa boyne, Cathy heller, temple McDowell, Amy dorris, Karena Virginia, karen Johnson, mindy mcgillivary, Jennifer Murphy, Rachael crooks, Natasha stoynoff, juillet huddy, Jessica drake, nin...

Eight year old sister got me with this one

Why did Karen cross the road?

To get to the manager.

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What does a large Karen use to eat her salad?

A Bitchfork

I just bought a new SUV and named it Karen.

It’s a white Suburban.

As much as these Karens talk about their essential oils

They sure do want nonessential businesses to reopen

Karen was an ugly woman who never had a boyfriend. She had enough and decided to go to a psychic for help.

"Honey!" said the psychic, "You will not have luck with love in this life. But after death, you will be a much desired woman and all the men will fall at your feet.”

She left so happy and excited at this idea that she jumped off the highway bridge. As she went over she thought to herself "the...

My friend, Karen, and I visited a place you can stand in three states at once: Oklahoma, Kansas and Missouri. Karen opened up that she was actually in a fourth state: crippling depression. I said, "I'm so sorry"

"...but you can't count Missouri twice."

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Introducing: The Karen Infection Collection toy line!

*Wheeze with laughter through your ventilator as you watch your children make short-term memories with... The Karen Infection Collection!*

*They'll love spending their last days playing with their new favorite toys, like Protestor Pete - who comes with accessories like a vial of crocodile tea...

What is the cat equivalent of a Karen?

Carol Baskin

Kite Flying

I was in my back yard trying to launch a kite. I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few seconds, then it would come crashing back down to earth. I tried this a few more times with no success.


All the while, my wife Karen is watching from the kitchen window, mut...

What’s the difference between Karen in a marathon and an intellectual dwarf?

One is a cunning runt.

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Three men are standing outside a jewellery shop looking at an expensive ring in the display window

The first man says, "That ring is perfect for Karen. I just wish I could afford it."

The second man says, "I was planning on proposing to Julie soon. She'd love that ring."

The third man says, "Okay, I'll make you both a deal. Whichever one of you gets to the bottom of the street first...

Recently I met a pair of twins named Sharon and Karen

They were wearing the same clothes, same makeup, and same personality. In fact, they were pretty much the same person. So I guess it is just as they say,

Sharon is Karen

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