I took my new pet amphibian into work this morning.
My boss wanted to know why I had named my pet "Tiny".
I replied - "cause he's my newt".
Teacher: Give me an example of an amphibian.
Student: A frog.
Teacher: Any other examples?
Me: Another frog.
What do you call an inquisitive amphibian?
One that axolotl questions
“I don’t know, man— you really think an amphibian like me has a shot with the princess?”
What do you call an amphibian who catches criminals?
Frog the Bounty Hunter
My friend told me that he had a collection of small amphibians of the subfamily Pleurodelinae.
That's newts to me.
What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership?
Two biologists are discussing a new book on amphibians...
Biologist 1: What did you think of the chapter on frogs?
Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.
I'd do a joke about amphibians.
But they've all been toad.
I just bought a very tiny amphibian for a pet.
What does a Salamander say when you catch it in a lie?
Just another pirate joke
So there is an amphibian who grew up as a tadpole, and every day, he would see these giant ships passing around him and wanted to take a ride on one.
He asked several captains of the ships if he could ride with them but they all turned them down, saying "What use would I have for an amphibian...
So a guy and his frog walk into a bar.
And he has a few to many drinks by himself and the bartender begins to worry. The man asked for another pint.
"I think you've had a few to many," the bartender responds.
He replies in a drunken tone, "I'm a traveling showman, and I have a million dollar act. If I show it to you, can I ...
A scientist is studying a trained frog.
This frog has been trained to jump on command. Any time it hears the phrase "Jump, frog, jump!" it leaps with all its might. The scientist prepares a scalpel, sewing kit, and measuring tape and begins his experiment; he says "Jump, frog, jump!" and as soon as the frog hears his voice, it jumps....
the golf course frog
A golfer playing a round by himself hits his ball near a pond. As he approaches the ball he notices a small frog right next to the spot where his ball landed. Not wanting to hit the frog, he bends down and moves the frog onto a rock nearby. As he sets up his 8 iron shot, he hears the frog croak 'rib...
"The Frogs in Prague Defy Catalog"
According to a research team at Charles University in Prague, the local amphibians have very peculiar migratory habits. In recent years, a new sub-species have been identified which is not native to the area around the Czech capitol. The research has been carried out with the help of many students a...