What trophy do octopuses win as the grand prize in the cephalopod racing tournament?
The Suction Cup
What do you call a deal brokered by a cephalopod?
What do you call it when a fisherman gives a cephalopod in exchange for information on his rival fishermen?
How do you know when a cephalopod has been using your toilet?
Cephalopods don't Netflix and chill
What do you call a group of cephalopods trying to kill themselves?
What do you call it when cephalopods start becoming more strict about things?
What month are most cephalopods coldest?
Guy walks into a bar with an octopus
The bartender, upon seeing the octopus, says "hey hey hey I run a respectable establishment here, no cephalopods allowed!"
The owner of the octopus says "no, wait, this is the most amazing octopus in the world, it can play any musical instrument known to man."
As fate would have it, th...
How much does it cost to treat an ill octopus?
What are Cephalopod Ghosts made of?
A Marine Biologist walks into a lab,
She shouts, “I think we found a way for cephalopods to discover fire!” The other scientist asks, “how.” She responds with a CD, “By making them listen to my mixtape!”
Bob the Sailor & Ollie the Octopus walk into a bar...
Bob the sailor walks into a bar carrying a large octopus. He announces to the bar that this octopus can not only talk, but he has a very unique talent which he will share with the crowd for $50 a turn.
Bartender says "There's no way that octopus can talk."
"Sure he can. Ollie, tell the...
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A man walks into a bar carrying an octopus
When he sits down at the bar, the bartender ask, "Hey, what's the deal with the octopus?"
The man replies, "Oh this? This octopus is amazing. It can play any instrument!"
"Bullshit, " the bartender says. "I bet it can't play this piano!"
The man flops the octopus down onto the b...