A young college student had stayed up all night studying for his zoology test the next day.
As he arrived at classroom, he saw ten rods with platforms with ten birds on them. Each bird had a sack over its head; only the legs were showing. He sat straight in the front row because he wanted to do the best job possible. The professor announced that the test would be to look at each of the bir...
A college student needed a small two-hour course to fill his schedule and the only one available was wildlife Zoology. So he joined in and after one week of study, a test was held.
The professor passed out sheets of small paper where in each square was a carefully drawn picture of a bird'...
You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.
Zoology: On the feeding behaviour of birds.
I read an article a few years ago about the Massachusetts highway department getting an increased number of complaints about dead crows by the highways.
The state consulted behavioural experts, and performed autopsies of some of the dead birds and determined that they were scavenging by the r...
"Hey, wanna play a game?"
A blonde and a lawyer find themselves sitting next to each other on airplane. As take-off begins the lawyer already finds himself getting bored, and so he turns to the blonde and says "Hey, wanna play a game?" Slightly interested, the blonde turns back to him and says "What is it?"
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The zoo owner is becoming concerned because his star attraction, the baboon, is becoming more and more aggressive. He calls an old buddy of his from college, who happens a to have been a zoology major. The zoo owner explains what has been going on, and asks his friend if there is anything that can b...