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Installs Jokes

What do you call a software wizard that installs applications?

The Wizard of OS

Fraudster who installs kitchen worktops for a living is jailed!!

Police say he was charged with counter fitting.

An engineer dies and goes up to heaven.

At the Pearly Gates, St Peter says to the engineer "Sorry pal, you're not on the list. You can't get into heaven." The engineer says "Wait a minute, I always donated to charity, my wife and I raised two orphans we adopted, I attended church regularly, what do you mean I'm not on the list to get into...

A woman buys a wardrobe for her bedroom

After it is installed all is well until the train passes on the nearby track and the wardrobe falls down.

She calls a technician to check it out, he proceeds to secure it with some supports but when the train passes it again falls down.

Surprised but determined, the technician again in...

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A man installs a lie detector app on his smartphone and shows it off to his family at the dinner table.

Then as they begin eating he asks his son, "So, what have you been doing this afternoon?"

"Just working on my research paper, Dad..."

*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.*

"Okay, I was on the Internet, looking at pictures of kittens and stuff..."

*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.*

"All right, I was ...

If you play a Windows Vista disc backwards, you can hear satanic chanting...

...what's worse, if you play it forwards, it installs Vista.

If you ever think your job is pointless, just remember...

You could be the guy who installs indicators on BMWs.

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