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Incidence Jokes

Putin is not all bad

He is expected to greatly decrease the incidence of gaslighting across Europe.

Justin Bieber has said, "I feel like the Kurt Cobain of my generation, but people just don't understand me."

By a curious co-incidence, Kurt Cobain, contacted in a seance, said, "I felt like the Justin Bieber of my generation, so I killed myself."

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Man In Bar Orders Kingfisher Beer..

Man In Bar Orders Kingfisher Beer..

Lady Next To Him-
What A Co-incidence, Even I Have Ordered Kingfisher..

Man - I'm Celebrating.

Lady - Me too.

Man - What A Coincidence.
Why are you Celebrating?

Lady - My Husband & I Have Tried 4 Years For A Baby..
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An old man got his wallet stolen while on a bus

When he realized, he started warning everyone:

"Whoever stole my wallet should return it. Otherwise what happened in 1983 will be repeated."

The old man kept ranting this warning every minute until the bus got to the next city. A young man alighted from the bus, threw the wallet into t...

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