Decreasing Jokes - 9 Hilarious Decreasing Jokes

According to FBI, the number of serial killers is decreasing every year.

Thanks to those damn lazy millennials who can't commit to a single thing.

In some places, line fishing is decreasing in popularity.

In other places, it’s becoming more common. But there’s been a net decrease.

Why is the number of people who dine in at restaurants decreasing?

Because due to Covid, they dine out.

Shoutout to the Ampersand

for both increasing & decreasing the length of the word "and".

What do Jesus and Logan have in common?

Both's amount of subscribers is decreasing.

79 million people are without access to drinkable water

Though on the bright side, the number is decreasing!

A man used to give $20 each Friday to a homeless woman on the way back home.

A few months passed then eventually, he started to give the woman $10 each week.

A year passed and now the man started to give the woman $5 each week.

Another year passed and now the man only gave 1$ ro the woman each week.

One day, the woman confronted the man to see what was g...

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A guy walks into a doctors office

and sits down on the table. The doctor asks him “what’s going on?” The guy says “d-d-doctor, I d-d-don’t know w-w-whats g-g-going on. I c-c-can’t st-st-stop st-st-stuttering!” So the doctor calms him down and says “we’ll need to do a throughout physical examination to see what’s the root cause of th...

A doctors invention

A woman is about to go into labor and as it is usually painful the doctor gives her an option. He says "I have an invention that when hooked up will transfer a percentage of your pain to the father of the child". The soon to be mother thinks this is a great idea and the husband agrees to help allevi...

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