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Infections Jokes

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Do you know why God invented yeast infections?

So women could know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too.

If you died of a yeast infections...

Would you rise from the dead?

What did cavemen use to prevent infections?

Paleosporin

TIL Severe Yeast Infections Can Lead to Pregnancy

You could end up with a bun in the oven!

My girlfriend constantly suffers from urinary tract infections

I told her she put the uti in cutie.

Me and my infections finally got together

and had a staff meeting

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Is it true that dogs have bacteria in their mouths that can cause infections?

And on an unrelated note, does anyone know where i can buy peanutbutter flavoured condoms?

The moment we find out dogs really could sniff out coronavirus infections...

We'd ask WHO, let the dogs out! WHO! WHO!

News: A Major Fashion Label Releases a Cream for Yeast Infections

It's called "Gucci Coochie Goo".

Why did Shakespeare get so many bacterial infections?

Because he only had quillicillin

"China reports no new coronavirus local infections!" says a Chinese national to random strangers on the Internet

"But Hong Kong and Taiwan are still reporting in new cases" replied the random guy on the Internet.

"No… Hong Kong and Taiwan is not… uh… Yes, China is … uh…"

So there's only one state with no confirmed coronavirus infections, do you know which one it is?

The state of denial

Did you hear about the group of Kansas City football players who all contracted skin infections while smoking marijuana?

The Joint Chiefs of Staph

What did the urologist say when she suddenly discovered a cure for Urinary Tract Infections?

Urethra!

Now that there are confirmed infections in The White House, Donald Trump is getting a COVID-19 and an IQ test every day...

So far all tests have come back negative.

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