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What did cavemen use to prevent infections?

Paleosporin

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Why did God invent yeast infections?

So women could find out what it's like to live with an annoying cunt!

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Is it true that dogs have bacteria in their mouths that can cause infections?

And on an unrelated note, does anyone know where i can buy peanutbutter flavoured condoms?

TIL Severe Yeast Infections Can Lead to Pregnancy

You could end up with a bun in the oven!

Vaginal yeast infections

Will make the south rise again!

Did you hear about the group of Kansas City football players who all contracted skin infections while smoking marijuana?

The Joint Chiefs of Staph

My girlfriend constantly suffers from urinary tract infections

I told her she put the uti in cutie.

"China reports no new coronavirus local infections!" says a Chinese national to random strangers on the Internet

"But Hong Kong and Taiwan are still reporting in new cases" replied the random guy on the Internet.

"No… Hong Kong and Taiwan is not… uh… Yes, China is … uh…"

The moment we find out dogs really could sniff out coronavirus infections...

We'd ask WHO, let the dogs out! WHO! WHO!

So there's only one state with no confirmed coronavirus infections, do you know which one it is?

The state of denial

Me and my infections finally got together

and had a staff meeting

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I'm happy to say I am now free of all sexually transmitted diseases..

They are now called sexually transmitted infections.

News: A Major Fashion Label Releases a Cream for Yeast Infections

It's called "Gucci Coochie Goo".

What did the urologist say when she suddenly discovered a cure for Urinary Tract Infections?

Urethra!

Scientists have discovered a candy that can treat the symptoms of yeast infections in women

Liquorice

Why did Shakespeare get so many bacterial infections?

Because he only had quillicillin

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