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Masturbation is perfectly normal and healthy . it releases dopamine and reduces stress . improves prostate and cardiovascular health ...

and i still got thrown off the bus

A conservative cardiovascular surgeon walked out of the OR today.

"I'm sick and tired of these bleeding heart liberals!" He proclaimed. The patient promptly died.

WebMD is updating its server

WebMD is updating its server because of a virus. Well, they think it was a virus, but it could also be malaria, kidney failure, cardiovascular diseases, dengue, or worst final stage of cancer with -30 days to live.

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A young girl with a heart condition is about to be deflowered

A young girl with a heart condition is about to be deflowered for the first-time. Fearing the increased cardiovascular strain of sex could kill her she tries to put it off.
"I'm not sure if I can do this" she tells her boyfriend
"It's fine" he reassures her "it can wait".

Months go by a...

Yo momma's so fat

that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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