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Cardiovascular Jokes

A conservative cardiovascular surgeon walked out of the OR today.

"I'm sick and tired of these bleeding heart liberals!" He proclaimed. The patient promptly died.

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I'm big-boned

I'm not fat, I'm big-boned. Well, if that were true, the dinosaur's would have died of cardiovascular disease, not a meteor.

Yo momma's so fat

that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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A young girl with a heart condition is about to be deflowered

A young girl with a heart condition is about to be deflowered for the first-time. Fearing the increased cardiovascular strain of could kill her she tries to put it off.
"I'm not sure if I can do this" she tells her boyfriend
"It's fine" he reassures her "it can wait".

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