Because chemistry says that concentration decreases while adding water.
Note: My first attempt. Thanks.
Accountant - Someone who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing. Auditor - Someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets all the wounded. Banker - The fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. (Mark Twain) Ec...
You shouldn't drink water while studying.
It decreases concentration.
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Dave walked into the office, starting his lines with: "Hey guys, I had a weird dream last night"
"God himself asked if I want to improve my memory, but my dick size decreases, or the other way around, to-"
This is where I had to stop him.
"Dave, stop. You told us this story yesterday"
Recently had a phone for Christmas, a Pixel phone of which kept crashing. I tried everything, I tried to see if the protective casing was the issue, attempted to isolate the issue but to near no avail, I even sideloaded it with another version of android
Now I have found that the issue is tha...
There was a man who swore he was getting smaller.
[spoilers](#s) Everyday, his height decreases by an inch. Alarmed, he visits the doctor immediately, and asks the secretary to squeeze him in.
"Surely, sir. The doctor will be here any minute. You just have to sit down and be a little patient."
So I hear that the Euro is destabilizing and deflating...
...if its value decreases any more, Europe might have to switch back to their old international currency, Czechoslovakia.