Humans can catch diseases from monkeys and bats, but why not anteaters?

Because they are filled with anty bodies.

People say smoking can cause diseases

But then how does it cure salmon?

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Wife: All I’m saying is that vaccines are more dangerous then the diseases they prevent!

Husband: did you know that the skin your lips are made of is the same as your asshole?

Wife: What does that have to do with anything?!

Husband: Well, it explains why everything that comes out of your mouth is complete shit.

Dr. Anthony Fauci, Director of the U.S. National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, told the President: "This morning, 3 Brazilians were killed by Covid-19."

Trump's face went egg-shell white with shock. The blood drained from his face; and, to everyone’s amazement, he collapsed on the floor.

Minutes passed, and to everyone’s relief President Trump got up shakily and then sat back on his chair.

His staff was nothing less than stunned at thi...

Thanksgiving will be extra special this year

Because people will be spreading diseases to each other, just like in the original.

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An old man is hosting his retirement dinner with his family, friends and coworkers

He’d lived a long life- when he was only 25 he went on a mission trip to South America where he met two young boys who he later adopted. Seeing the standard of living in South America prompted him to study medicine- a field he completely excelled in and successfully developed vaccines for over ten d...

I think my wife has started to show the first signs of Alzheimer's disease

She says she doesn't remember what she ever saw in me

I’m a supervillain from Italy, I have the power to infect people with deadly diseases.

It’s-a-me, Malario.

I read an article on internet....

and it said that 3 of the most common hereditary diseases in the world are-


diabetes, hemophilia and infertility.

How are chicken diseases transmitted?

Bockteria!

Are you guys talking about water-borne diseases?

Because I would like to joindis talk.

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