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What is the most prevalent STI wizards and witches get?

Hog warts.

What is the most prevalent disease in the Harry Potter Universe?

Hogwarts

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Why was interracial porn so prevalent in the 30s?

Back then, there was only black and white.

I took a class recently on the history of food preservation.

In the early days, metal containers were the cheapest and easiest to make, so almost all food was stored in cans. Tin was a particularly soft and easy to mold/shape, and didnā€™t rust like other options, so most preserved food cans were made of tin.

Things went great for a while, with some food...

A man with a list of symptoms goes to the doctors office

A man shuffles into the doctors office, hunched over, wheezing, and clutching his stomach.

Man: ā€œhi doc, Iā€™ve been in constant pain.ā€

Doctor: ā€œWhatā€™s the matter? Tell me the most prevalent symptoms.ā€

Thinking, the man slowly replies

Man: ā€œ I have aches all over, I have a...

Twenty thousand years into the future...

The astrobiology intern suddenly perks up at his station.
Intern: "Professor, we're receiving a periodic transmission from the direction of the Fr36 planetoids. I've converted the transmission into base 10 numerals and it keeps saying 14-5-22-5-18 7-15-14-14-1 7-9-22-5 25-15-21 21-16"
Professo...

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I began work at the Post Office recently

I found the work very mundane, so to the pass the time I would open letters that came through, read the letters, and pass them on to the correct delivery driver. After a while I began to notice something odd. Some letters would come in, with the exact same envelope, exact same address and the lette...

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