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Hypertension Jokes

I inherited hypertension from my granny.

She taught me to take everything with a grain of salt.

Old man goes to a doctor...

Old man, well into his eighties, goes to a doctor for a regular checkup.

The doctor examines him, makes several tests, looks at him and he can't believe what he sees. He says:

"Old man, this can't be true! You're old, but you're healthy as a teenager. No hypertension, no elevated sugar...

What do you call a date between someone with ADHD and someone with anxiety?

Hypertension

Salt movie review

Gave me hypertension, 16/10.

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