Jesus was worried about the drug epidemic plaguing the world.
In an effort to solve this dilemma, he decided that a few apostles would return to earth and fetch a sample of each drug, so they could understand what these substances did.
Two days after the operation is implemented, the disciples begin to return. Jesus, waiting at the door, lets in each di...
The obesity epidemic is getting out of hand.....
Americans are becoming huge targets overseas
Did you know there's an Alzhimers epidemic?
I noticed it when I saw how many reposts make it to the front page.
So I've heard there's a heroin epidemic among white teens...
I guess they're used to shooting up to solve their problems
Did you read the novel about the US drug epidemic?
The heroin gets abused.
There Had Recently Been A Global Epidemic...
...Billions of people were dying. As a result, there was a line of souls waiting to get into heaven. God had become overwhelmed. He said to one of his angels "Go wait at the gates of heaven and only let in people who had a unique death." So the angel goes. The angel gets to the gate and the first...
Disney has announced that all future Marvel movies will have an all male cast.
They are doing their part to combat the heroine epidemic.
If we could make America communist for just a year
We could squash our obesity epidemic
What do you call a cow with only two legs? Lean Beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
Two cows are grazing in the field. One cow says to the other, "Hey Dorris, you worried about this Mad-Cow Disease epidemic?" The other cow turns and says, "Why would I be? I'm a chic...
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I don't know what STD causes blurry genitals...
But Japan seems to have an epidemic of it.
Two cannibals are eating a clown
One turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?"
I decided to post this classic especially with the clown epidemic going on