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Likelihood Jokes

What's the difference between Captain Picard, a scared female pig, a loose thread, and the likelihood this joke is terrible?

One likes to make it so, one is an afraid sow, one is a frayed sew, and sorry, but I'm afraid so!

How many Texas cops does it take to save children from an active shooter?

Still under investigation.







Edit: For those who assume I think any part of this situation is funny... [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black\_comedy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_comedy). Also who gave me a Wholesome award? That's seriously messed up.

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Fun fact: Alligators can live up to 100 years

Which increases the likelihood they’ll see you later

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Health tip

If a women drinks two glasses of wine a night, it increases the likelihood of a stroke.

If she drinks the whole bottle, then she's likely to throw in a blowjob as well.

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Are there any Mexican Jews?

So these two Jewish friends are talking about their heritage and how there are Jews all over the world, while they are walking to go eat at a Mexican restaurant. "Are there Jews in Russia?" "Yeah, I've heard of Russian Jews." "There are Jews in Europe, the middle east, and here in America too. How a...

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