How many Texas cops does it take to save children from an active shooter?
Still under investigation.
Edit: For those who assume I think any part of this situation is funny... [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black\_comedy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_comedy). Also who gave me a Wholesome award? That's seriously messed up.
What's the difference between Captain Picard, a scared female pig, a loose thread, and the likelihood this joke is terrible?
One likes to make it so, one is an afraid sow, one is a frayed sew, and sorry, but I'm afraid so!
Fun fact: Alligators can live up to 100 years
Which increases the likelihood they’ll see you later
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
If a women drinks two glasses of wine a night, it increases the likelihood of a stroke.
If she drinks the whole bottle, then she's likely to throw in a blowjob as well.
The Lord will take care of me
Mr. Jackson was a devout Southern Baptist. He spent his entire life in dedicated service to the Lord. He never missed a church service, or an opportunity to demonstrate his great faith in The Father.
One Sunday morning the congregation of Mr. Jackson's church were gathered for service, and...