A private eye recounts one of the cases he's worked in: "From the moment I saw her outside my office window, I knew she was in big trouble."

"Mainly because my office was located on the 7th floor."

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What do you call a constipated detective that solves cases with obvious details?

No shit sherlock.

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A Harvard Law graduate starts first day on the job

The president of the firm says, “If you marry my daughter, I’ll make you a partner, give you an unlimited expense account, a new Mercedes, and a million dollar annual salary, in addition to your fees from the cases you take on.”

The guy says, “I don’t get it. Is something wrong with her?" The...

Over 100 Coronavirus cases have been reported on the British Navy's flagship HMS Queen Elizabeth.

Other ships in the fleet have been told to keep their distance as it's a carrier.

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The Harley & The dishes (NSFW)

A guy named Joe heads into his local Harley Davidson dealership with a fistfull of dollars and starts looking for his dream motorbike. The dealer looks at Joe's choice and states that while Joe's choice in motorcycle was respectable, the older style Harleys not only held their value better, but in m...

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What is the similarity between a bank and sex?

In both cases, you lose interest after a withdrawal.

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A police officer gets a new case

A police officer is minding his own business when his partner drops a case on his desk. His partner says "Leonid, a dance studio is running a drug operation, clear as day, open and shut case". Leonid has had a long day but is excited because open and shut cases don't happen often around this precin...

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A man has been arrested for publically masturbating while reading out loud from a law book, all the while imagining legal cases.

Though he got off on a technicality.

Hopefully it is original. If it’s not, sorry!

3 guys are lost in a particular foreign Village and now the cold night arrived. So they tried to go around houses hoping someone will take them in for the night.

First house: Guy 1– We are lost and we need a place to stay the night. Can you take us in?

Owner(looks at the 3 of them)— ...

Positive Corona cases are way down in Texas over the last few days...

It requires power to perform the test.

Why are redneck cases the hardest to solve ?

Because all of the DNA matches and there are no dental matches.

Hey did you hear about those corduroy pillow cases?

They're making *headlines* everywhere!

For Halloween I was going to dress up as the rising Covid cases

But that doesn’t seem to scare anyone

From the man who brought you "we only have more COVID-19 cases because we're doing more testing" comes the hit single

"I'm only losing because they're counting the votes against me"

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

Why are there no Covid-19 cases in Antarctica?

Because the people there are ice-o-lated

Corona isn't Trump's fault. Ebola wasn't Obama's. SARS wasn't Bush's.

...and only a handful of cases of herpes was Clinton's.

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Did you hear about the guy who was on trial for masturbating to obscure court cases?

He got off on a technicality.

How did Canada get rid of all their COVID cases?

They sent all the Americans home to their own country.

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