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Cancers Jokes

[First date] Her: So, what do you do? ... Him: I’m working to eliminate all cancers.

Her: Wow! That’s impressive!

Him: Thanks. Next up, Capricorns.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Leading cause of Cancers

Is having sex in October.

I plan to eliminate all Cancers

Then I’ll move on to Virgos

They say cancers hard to beat

But it only took me a month to get to stage 4.

I'm currently trying to remove all Cancers.

Then I'll move on to Virgos.

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