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[First date] Her: So, what do you do? ... Him: I’m working to eliminate all cancers.

Her: Wow! That’s impressive!

Him: Thanks. Next up, Capricorns.

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I am over 18

Leading cause of Cancers

Is having sex in October.

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I plan to eliminate all Cancers

Then I’ll move on to Virgos

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They say cancers hard to beat

But it only took me a month to get to stage 4.

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I'm currently trying to remove all Cancers.

Then I'll move on to Virgos.

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