What happens when you do nothing about a respiratory pandemic?
Your followers turn blue.
First, we bought toilet paper for a respiratory virus because we lack common sense.
Now, we have a nationwide coin shortage, which means we lack common cents!
Just be thankful COVID-19 wasn't instead named East Asian Respiratory Syndrome.
"Dude, don't touch her. She has EARS!"
Why did the fish accept its death after losing its respiratory organs?
Because it lost the gill to live.
I Started Watching A New Series During Lockdown
It's a series about how a respiratory illness spread throughout the world in 2019 and 2020, and damaged many economies, as well as caused many people to lose their lives...the illness is even said to have originated in China. Despite similarities, the writers say it's not based on the novel, *Corona...
Why did so many Republicans vote for Joe Biden this year? (TW: Political, bad taste)
If you’re red, and you fail to take care of your voters during a respiratory virus pandemic...they turn blue.
SARS, MERS, COVID, and now this!
Zookeeper at Shanghai zoo just caught a new respiratory illness from a couple of Pandas and it is quickly spreading throughout the city.
They think it might be TwoBearCulosis.
Brace yourselves, this could be the next PANDAemic
A guy goes to the doctor for a respiratory ailment...
...He says he's been coughing day and night for a week. His throat hurts all the time and he can't sleep.
The doctor examines him and notices he has a very distinct cough. "You're in luck," the doctor says. "Your illness is rare, but I happen to know of an excellent treatment for it. It may s...
Yesterday a casket at a funeral home magically came to life, and immediately got sick
It watched the news and became convinced it had contracted the coronavirus from it's intended inhabitant, a Chinese woman from Wuhan who had died of the disease.
The casket went to the emergency room at the nearest hospital. After overcoming her initial shock at diagnosing a casket, the ER do...
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A man is in the hospital.
He has some respiratory issues so they have him wearing a mask. He's all tucked into bed when a nurse comes in to do her rounds. He asks the nurse "are my testicles black"? The nurse thinks this is odd, but lifts up the sheets and says "No they normal". The man pulls of the mask and says "No, I aske...
Looking for the answer to these three jokes
Sorry that this isn't a joke post, but I have three jokes that I need the answers to, if anyone knows:
1. What do you get when you cross a pair of lungs and a chihuahua? 2. What do you get when you cross a pair of lungs and a sumo wrestler? 3. What do you do if your lungs run away? <...