Obesity Jokes

A window popped up that said ‘accept all cookies’. It all made sense.

There were just too many elephants in the room.

I thought it would be a walk in the park.

It’s that no one runs in your family.

Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.

Wedding rings

1. You can’t see it when it’s soft.
2. You can’t see it when it’s hard.
3. You can’t see who’s down there.

They had to add a SIT your ground law

taking candy away from a baby.

After dinner!

... but surplus gone to waist.

It's too big of a matter to be taken lightly.

Obesity

One's a worldwide problem.

The other's a wideworld problem.

It was a huge weight off my shoulders.

An obese woman goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes diet and exercise. The woman says, "Doctor, you don't understand. My mother is obese. My father is obese. My sister is obese. My brother is obese. My aunts are obese. Obesity runs in my family. " The doctor replies, "It sounds like nobody runs... read more

But remember, 50% off fast food restaurants for the month of August. Help the economy

Eat your kids’ Easter eggs

Not in me, but in people I look at

There’s a growing body of literature on that.

They needed a larger test group.

I made the mistake of telling my wife

But I was worried that I wouldn't fit in.

They are teaching kids in school to outrun bullets

The only thing obese people and a disease have in common is that they are both easy to catch.

Because laughing burns calories.

But the queue was enormous.

As simple as taking candy from a baby.

^thank ^you ^[u/HelpdeskHistorian](http://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/2gru5q/childhood_obesity_can_literally_be_cured_by/)

Obesity

Americans are becoming huge targets overseas

Not a damn thing has ever run in your family.