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Obesity Jokes

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Doc : You have been diagnosed with obesity.

Me : Yeah it runs in my family.

Doc : Nobody runs in your family, you fat fuck.

I went to a website about causes of obesity.

A window popped up that said ‘accept all cookies’. It all made sense.

Yesterday I was at a Weight Watchers party but nobody mentioned obesity.

There were just too many elephants in the room.

I cannot believe there's no cure for obesity yet.

I thought it would be a walk in the park.

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Why does Japan have such low obesity rates?

Because the last time a fat man was there a whole city blew up.

What do we want? A cure for obesity. When do we want it?

After dinner!

The problem isn’t that obesity runs in your family

It’s that no one runs in your family.

Three stages of obesity in men.

1. You can’t see it when it’s soft.
2. You can’t see it when it’s hard.
3. You can’t see who’s down there.

Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:

Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.

Ending childhood obesity is as easy as

taking candy away from a baby.

Obesity is nothing

... but surplus gone to waist.

What's the difference between climate change and obesity?

One's a worldwide problem.

The other's a wideworld problem.

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Why does Japan have a low obesity rate and a low birth rate?

They don’t like Fat Man and Little Boy

After years of drinking, I can say that alcohol cures obesity and bad looks

Not in me, but in people I look at

A doctor sees an obese women to advise her about weight loss.

The women defensively says, "Look, I'm obese. My sister is obese. My mother is obese. My kids are obese. My brother is obese. Obesity runs in my family." The doctor replies, "It sounds like nobody runs in your family."

Don't make fun of obesity

It's too big of a matter to be taken lightly.

Obesity is a problem and needs to be dealt with immediately

But remember, 50% off fast food restaurants for the month of August. Help the economy

Obesity is major COVID-19 risk factor, says French chief epidemiologist

I made the mistake of telling my wife

What's the leading cause of obesity in women?

Wedding rings

My pet parrot died of obesity.

It was a huge weight off my shoulders.

I don't understand why some people think obesity is a disease,

The only thing obese people and a disease have in common is that they are both easy to catch.

Jokes about extreme obesity...

...are morbid humor.

Obesity causes a major public health concern.

There’s a growing body of literature on that.

I made an obesity joke the other day and this woman came up to me afterwards, quite a big boned girl.

She said, "I think you're fatist!"


I said, "No. I think you're fattest."

Most recent obesity study was “inconclusive”

They needed a larger test group.

What is another way to say "Obesity runs in my family"?

"I don't have skinny genes."

A fat man complained to a doctor that obesity runs in the family

The doctor replied: It's not obesity that runs in the family, it's that no one runs in your family.

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A person is suffering from obesity

Doctor: You are suffering from obesity and if proper care is not taken you'll face many diseases in future

Patient: it's alright it runs in our family

Doctor: No one runs in your family you fat fuck!

My son was depressed because of his obesity. "Trust me," I told him, "skinny people get down too."

"Unless you're on a see-saw with them," I added.

America is really tackling its obesity problem

They are teaching kids in school to outrun bullets

End childhood obesity...

Eat your kids’ Easter eggs

I really wanted to go to Obesity Club.

But I was worried that I wouldn't fit in.

What’s the largest city in America?

Obesity

The obesity epidemic is getting out of hand.....

Americans are becoming huge targets overseas

Tried going to the obesity clinic before work today.

But the queue was enormous.

Obesity is no laughing matter.

Because laughing burns calories.

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