I cannot believe there's no cure for obesity yet.

I thought it would be a walk in the park.

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Why does Japan have a low obesity rate?

Because last time there was a fat man 80,000 people died

Obesity doesn't actually run in the family.

If they ran, they wouldn't be fat.

Don't make fun of obesity

It's too big of a matter to be taken lightly.

After years of drinking, I can say that alcohol cures obesity and bad looks

Not in me, but in people I look at

A doctor sees an obese women to advise her about weight loss.

The women defensively says, "Look, I'm obese. My sister is obese. My mother is obese. My kids are obese. My brother is obese. Obesity runs in my family." The doctor replies, "It sounds like nobody runs in your family."

Yesterday I was at a Weight Watchers party but nobody mentioned obesity.

There were just too many elephants in the room.

I just came to the realization,

Obesity is a growing problem.

Obesity is nothing

... but surplus gone to waist.

Obesity is a problem and needs to be dealt with immediately

But remember, 50% off fast food restaurants for the month of August. Help the economy

There's a new cemetery in my town especially for people who died of obesity.

If you're looking for the address, it's 1 Pasta Way.

An man goes to the doctor’s office for a blood test

An man goes to the doctor’s office for a blood test.

The doctor tells him he is obese and has to become more healthy.so the man tells the doctor “obesity runs in my family “

the doctor says to the man ” obesity doesn’t run in your family, nobody runs in your family”

The problem isn't that obesity runs in your family.

It's that nobody runs in your family.

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Do you know why Japan has one of the lowest obesity rates in the world?

Because the last time there was a Fat Man in their country, it didn't end well

My pet parrot died of obesity.

It was a huge weight off my shoulders.

What's the difference between climate change and obesity?

One's a worldwide problem.

The other's a wideworld problem.

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Doc : You have been diagnosed with obesity.

Me : Yeah it runs in my family.

Doc : Nobody runs in your family, you fat fuck.

Obesity is major COVID-19 risk factor, says French chief epidemiologist

I made the mistake of telling my wife

Obesity causes a major public health concern.

There’s a growing body of literature on that.

Guys can we please stop making jokes about obesity?

They have enough on their plate already.

The largest city in Oregon is struggling with a drastic rise in obesity.

It's soon to be renamed Porkland

Yo Mama so fat,

that she should be concerned because obesity is a huge problem

I don't understand why some people think obesity is a disease,

The only thing obese people and a disease have in common is that they are both easy to catch.

America is really tackling its obesity problem

They are teaching kids in school to outrun bullets

What is another way to say "Obesity runs in my family"?

"I don't have skinny genes."

What's the leading cause of obesity in women?

Wedding rings

Preventing childhood obesity...

It's as easy as taking candy from a baby.

I made an obesity joke the other day and this woman came up to me afterwards, quite a big boned girl.

She said, "I think you're fatist!"


I said, "No. I think you're fattest."

A fat man complained to a doctor that obesity runs in the family

The doctor replied: It's not obesity that runs in the family, it's that no one runs in your family.

Most recent obesity study was “inconclusive”

They needed a larger test group.

End childhood obesity...

Eat your kids’ Easter eggs

Jokes about extreme obesity...

...are morbid humor.

An obese man is visiting his doctor to try and lose some weight.

Doctor: So, what do you think is the reason you’re obese?

Obese Man: Well, obesity runs in my family.

Doctor: Alright, but nobody runs in your family.

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A person is suffering from obesity

Doctor: You are suffering from obesity and if proper care is not taken you'll face many diseases in future

Patient: it's alright it runs in our family

Doctor: No one runs in your family you fat fuck!

What borders obesity?

Mexico and Canada

Obesity is no laughing matter.

Because laughing burns calories.

Tried going to the obesity clinic before work today.

But the queue was enormous.

My son was depressed because of his obesity. "Trust me," I told him, "skinny people get down too."

"Unless you're on a see-saw with them," I added.

I really wanted to go to Obesity Club.

But I was worried that I wouldn't fit in.

A pizza guy enters an obesity clinic and says, "I have 15 meat lover pizzas with extra cheese."

The nurse at the receptionist desk angrily asks him, "Why would you come here and mock our patients?"

The pizza guy defensively answers, "It's just what the doctor ordered!"

The obesity epidemic is getting out of hand.....

Americans are becoming huge targets overseas

Don't tell me you're fat because obesity runs in your family...

Not a damn thing has ever run in your family.

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