I cannot believe there's no cure for obesity yet.

I thought it would be a walk in the park.

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Why does Japan have a low obesity rate?

Because last time there was a fat man 80,000 people died

After years of drinking, I can say that alcohol cures obesity and bad looks

Not in me, but in people I look at

A doctor sees an obese women to advise her about weight loss.

The women defensively says, "Look, I'm obese. My sister is obese. My mother is obese. My kids are obese. My brother is obese. Obesity runs in my family." The doctor replies, "It sounds like nobody runs in your family."

Obesity is nothing

... but surplus gone to waist.

There's a new cemetery in my town especially for people who died of obesity.

If you're looking for the address, it's 1 Pasta Way.

Obesity is a problem and needs to be dealt with immediately

But remember, 50% off fast food restaurants for the month of August. Help the economy

the problem isnt that obesity runs in your family

the problem is that no one runs in your family

Yesterday I was at a Weight Watchers party but nobody mentioned obesity.

There were just too many elephants in the room.

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Do you know why Japan has one of the lowest obesity rates in the world?

Because the last time there was a Fat Man in their country, it didn't end well

My pet parrot died of obesity.

It was a huge weight off my shoulders.

Obesity is major COVID-19 risk factor, says French chief epidemiologist

I made the mistake of telling my wife

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Doc : You have been diagnosed with obesity.

Me : Yeah it runs in my family.

Doc : Nobody runs in your family, you fat fuck.

I don't understand why some people think obesity is a disease,

The only thing obese people and a disease have in common is that they are both easy to catch.

What is another way to say "Obesity runs in my family"?

"I don't have skinny genes."

Obesity causes a major public health concern.

There’s a growing body of literature on that.

In which city do fat people stay?

Obesity.

Why are people obese?

I mean obesity is literally a problem u can run way from

What's the difference between climate change and obesity?

One's a worldwide problem.

The other's a wideworld problem.

I made an obesity joke the other day and this woman came up to me afterwards, quite a big boned girl.

She said, "I think you're fatist!"


I said, "No. I think you're fattest."

What borders obesity?

Mexico and Canada

Guys can we please stop making jokes about obesity?

They have enough on their plate already.

America is really tackling its obesity problem

They are teaching kids in school to outrun bullets

What's the leading cause of obesity in women?

Wedding rings

Most recent obesity study was “inconclusive”

They needed a larger test group.

End childhood obesity...

Eat your kids’ Easter eggs

Jokes about extreme obesity...

...are morbid humor.

Fat guy walks into a doctor's office

He says "doctor, I think I have obesity. My mom had obesity, my dad had it, and evan my uncle has obesity."

Doctor replies "sir, the problem isn't that obesity runs in your family."

"The problem is that nobody runs in your family"

Preventing childhood obesity...

It's as easy as taking candy from a baby.

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A person is suffering from obesity

Doctor: You are suffering from obesity and if proper care is not taken you'll face many diseases in future

Patient: it's alright it runs in our family

Doctor: No one runs in your family you fat fuck!

Obesity is no laughing matter.

Because laughing burns calories.

The obesity epidemic is getting out of hand.....

Americans are becoming huge targets overseas

My son was depressed because of his obesity. "Trust me," I told him, "skinny people get down too."

"Unless you're on a see-saw with them," I added.

Tried going to the obesity clinic before work today.

But the queue was enormous.

I really wanted to go to Obesity Club.

But I was worried that I wouldn't fit in.

A pizza guy enters an obesity clinic and says, "I have 15 meat lover pizzas with extra cheese."

The nurse at the receptionist desk angrily asks him, "Why would you come here and mock our patients?"

The pizza guy defensively answers, "It's just what the doctor ordered!"

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