Obesity Jokes - 34 Hilarious Obesity Jokes

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Doc : You have been diagnosed with obesity.

Me : Yeah it runs in my family.

Doc : Nobody runs in your family, you fat fuck.

I went to a website about causes of obesity.

A window popped up that said ‘accept all cookies’. It all made sense.

I cannot believe there's no cure for obesity yet.

I thought it would be a walk in the park.

Yesterday I was at a Weight Watchers party but nobody mentioned obesity.

There were just too many elephants in the room.

The problem isn’t that obesity runs in your family

It’s that no one runs in your family.

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Why does Japan have low birth and obesity rates?

Coz the last time they saw a fat man and a little boy 200,000 people died.

Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:

Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.

What's the leading cause of obesity in women?

Wedding rings

Three stages of obesity in men.

1. You can’t see it when it’s soft.
2. You can’t see it when it’s hard.
3. You can’t see who’s down there.

Obesity is such a problem in Florida...

They had to add a SIT your ground law

Ending childhood obesity is as easy as

taking candy away from a baby.

What do we want? A cure for obesity. When do we want it?

After dinner!

Obesity is nothing

... but surplus gone to waist.

Don't make fun of obesity

It's too big of a matter to be taken lightly.

What's the biggest city in the United States?

Obesity

What's the difference between climate change and obesity?

One's a worldwide problem.

The other's a wideworld problem.

My pet parrot died of obesity.

It was a huge weight off my shoulders.

Obesity runs in my family.

An obese woman goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes diet and exercise. The woman says, "Doctor, you don't understand. My mother is obese. My father is obese. My sister is obese. My brother is obese. My aunts are obese. Obesity runs in my family. " The doctor replies, "It sounds like nobody runs...

Obesity is a problem and needs to be dealt with immediately

But remember, 50% off fast food restaurants for the month of August. Help the economy

End childhood obesity...

Eat your kids’ Easter eggs

After years of drinking, I can say that alcohol cures obesity and bad looks

Not in me, but in people I look at

Obesity causes a major public health concern.

There’s a growing body of literature on that.

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A person is suffering from obesity

Doctor: You are suffering from obesity and if proper care is not taken you'll face many diseases in future

Patient: it's alright it runs in our family

Doctor: No one runs in your family you fat fuck!

Most recent obesity study was “inconclusive”

They needed a larger test group.

Obesity is major COVID-19 risk factor, says French chief epidemiologist

I made the mistake of telling my wife

I really wanted to go to Obesity Club.

But I was worried that I wouldn't fit in.

America is really tackling its obesity problem

They are teaching kids in school to outrun bullets

I don't understand why some people think obesity is a disease,

The only thing obese people and a disease have in common is that they are both easy to catch.

Obesity is no laughing matter.

Because laughing burns calories.

Tried going to the obesity clinic before work today.

But the queue was enormous.

Curing childhood obesity is easy.

As simple as taking candy from a baby.

^thank ^you ^[u/HelpdeskHistorian](http://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/2gru5q/childhood_obesity_can_literally_be_cured_by/)

What’s the largest city in America?

Obesity

The obesity epidemic is getting out of hand.....

Americans are becoming huge targets overseas

Don't tell me you're fat because obesity runs in your family...

Not a damn thing has ever run in your family.

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