The amount of bad Covid-19 jokes being circulated is starting to reach alarming numbers...
Some scientists suspect that it might be a pundemic.
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
A high school principal made an announcement at an assembly.
He said, "Boys and girls, the faculty have witnessed an alarming increase in public displays of affection, which are against school policy. Effective immediately, we will start issuing fines to those caught doing this. A first offense will be $5. A second offense will be $10. A third offense will be...
Not to be alarming but,
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Got in trouble with wife last night....
I told her that if she was a celestial body, she would be a supernova. She said "Because I am so hot?" I shouldn't have replied "no, because you are expanding at an alarming rate."
I got startled by my timer going off.
It was alarming.
Today I divorced my alarmingly overweight wife.
I guess it just didn't work out.
A mother ant and her daughter were out for a walk in their underground city.
They were having a lovely day until they came upon a group of protesters outside the queen's domain. One, with a sign reading *It's time to GO!,* spotted them and quickly approached.
"Excuse me ma'am, can you spare a moment to take a look at some alarming literature and help support our cause...
I saw an alarming stat the other day. Apparently 25% of women are taking medication for some sort of mental illness . . .
That means that 75% of women are walking around unmedicated!
Imagine if you hit your alarm clock in the morning and it hit you right back
That would be truly alarming