I am Robin Hood, I take from the rich to give to the poor!
A poor peasant is traveling the woody paths of Barnsdale, when a hooded man walks up to him.
Robin Hood: **"HALT!"**
**"*****I am Robin Hood, I take from the rich to give to the poor, now give me all your money!"***
Peasant: *"I have nothing, I've been hungry for years you see"*...
A hooded robber burst into a bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash.
A hooded robber burst into a bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door, a brave customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off, revealing the robbers face. The robber shot the customer without a moment's hesitation He then looked around the bank and noticed ...
A hooded bank robber burst into a bank demanding cash
Once his bags were full he started making his way out when a brave soldier ripped his mask off and sees his face. The robber, realizing his face has been exposed, shoots and kills him dead. The robber turns around and sees a bank teller looking him in the eyes so he walks up to him and shoots him ...
A traditional tunisian joke I was told by my grandmother and she heard from hers
The bey(King) was missing his mistress who was living far away. He decided to pay her a visit wearing his more expensive clothes, but out of precaution, he decided to first ask his wazir(minister) of weather whether there would be rain on that day. The wazir paused for 5 minutes, assessing the cl...
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A Hippie sits next to a young Nun on the bus and asks her if he could have sex with her?
The Nun, very upset, says “NO! I am married to God!!" and gets off the bus disgusted.
The bus driver sees all this. He tells the hippie “She prays every Tuesday night at midnight in the graveyard... why don't you dress up in a hooded robe; go to the graveyard and tell her you are God and d...
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