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Why was the knight so upset over losing his headgear?

Twas a great helm...

I recently got together with an old friend who had become a nun. I asked her "how do you get used to that... that... headgear?"

She said "habit"

Nuns

Sitting behind a couple of nuns at a baseball game, whose headgear partially blocked the view, three men decided to badger the nuns in an effort to get them to move. In a very loud voice, the first guy said, "I think I'm going to move to Utah, there are only 100 nuns living there." The second guy sp...

I knew an amateur boxer with a coke habit.

He kept his stash in his headgear because he thought it would soften the blow.

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