Why was the knight so upset over losing his headgear?
Twas a great helm...
I recently got together with an old friend who had become a nun. I asked her "how do you get used to that... that... headgear?"
She said "habit"
Sitting behind a couple of nuns at a baseball game, whose headgear partially blocked the view, three men decided to badger the nuns in an effort to get them to move. In a very loud voice, the first guy said, "I think I'm going to move to Utah, there are only 100 nuns living there." The second guy sp...
I knew an amateur boxer with a coke habit.
He kept his stash in his headgear because he thought it would soften the blow.