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What does Chris Rock have on his face right now?

Fresh prints!

What hairstyle does a puffin have on opposite day?

a blowout!

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4 college students are having a great time on spring break.

So they decide to spend an extra week away from class. One of the students calls his professor, and says "prof, we are stuck in Daytona beach. We won't be able to make it back in time for exams because the tire on our car blew. We need to get it fixed before we head back".

The prof says "no p...

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A fart and a relationship have on important thing in common.

If you have to force it, it's probably shit.

if a fire hydrant has h2o on the inside, what does it have on the outside?

k9p

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My friend told me, “That’s a nice-ass shirt you have on!”

I said, “Thanks. Those are called pants, not an ass shirt.”

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If you have the time, here is Norm Macdonald's moth joke as presented in his book, "Based on a True Story".

A moth goes into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist says. What's the problem?

The moth says, where do I begin with my problems? Every day I go to work for Gregory Vasilovich, and all day long I toil. But what is my work? I am a bureaucrat, and so every day I joylessly move papers from one ...

What type of hair will Putin soon have on his head?

Crosshair

What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights

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