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Step by step guide on how to fall down stairs

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Hospital

Here's a guide on how to prevent constipation

First you drop the soap-

A quick guide on "How to fall downstairs"...

Step 1

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Step 8, 9, 10, 11...

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A complete guide on how to pirate:

1) You steal a ship

2) Get a crew

3)Go steal from other ships

Guide on how to be cool:

A) Use sunglasses emojis
B)

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A simple guide on how politics works

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What’s the difference btw an Onion and an Englishman?

No one cries when you cut up an Englishman

Note: don’t know if the context helps, but a friend heard this from a Scottish tour guide on a trip to Britain.

I bought a guide on how to not panic buy.

It's so good I got twenty copies just to be sure.

A Comprehensive Guide on How to be Like Jesus

1. Be a carpenter.

2. Be a nice guy.

3. ???

4. Prophet.

I bought a guide on the internet on how to be a thief 3 months ago

I Haven't received it yet..

A step-by-step guide on how to parallel park!

1) Park somewhere else.

How to start a fiscally successful church:

Step 1: Learn how to converse with your God

Step 2: Do That

Step 3: Prophet!!!

For an introductory guide on how to talk to your God please send 9.99 to my church address. Email for details.
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