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Step by step guide on how to fall down stairs

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Hospital
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Here's a guide on how to prevent constipation

First you drop the soap-
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A quick guide on "How to fall downstairs"...

Step 1

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Step 8, 9, 10, 11...
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A complete guide on how to pirate:

1) You steal a ship

2) Get a crew

3)Go steal shit from other ships

Guide on how to be cool:

A) Use sunglasses emojis
B)
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A simple guide on how politics works

Fuck you

Whatโ€™s the difference btw an Onion and an Englishman?

No one cries when you cut up an Englishman

Note: donโ€™t know if the context helps, but a friend heard this from a Scottish tour guide on a trip to Britain.
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I bought a guide on how to not panic buy.

It's so good I got twenty copies just to be sure.
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A Comprehensive Guide on How to be Like Jesus

1. Be a carpenter.

2. Be a nice guy.

3. ???

4. Prophet.
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I bought a guide on the internet on how to be a thief 3 months ago

I Haven't received it yet..
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A step-by-step guide on how to parallel park!

1) Park somewhere else.
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A married couple are sailing with a young tour guide.

There's a sudden storm and the boat gets destroyed. Luckily, all three of them survive and manage to swim towards a small island.

Once they've caught their breath, the tour guide speaks. "Let's take turns keeping watch for any ships that come by for help. I'll climb up that palm tree and keep...

How to start a fiscally successful church:

Step 1: Learn how to converse with your God

Step 2: Do That

Step 3: Prophet!!!

For an introductory guide on how to talk to your God please send 9.99 to my church address. Email for details.
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