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A complete guide on how to pirate:

1) You steal a ship

2) Get a crew

3)Go steal shit from other ships

Step by step guide on how to fall down stairs

Step 1:

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Hospital

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I bought a guide on how to not panic buy.

It's so good I got twenty copies just to be sure.

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A simple guide on how politics works

Fuck you

A Comprehensive Guide on How to be Like Jesus

1. Be a carpenter.

2. Be a nice guy.

3. ???

4. Prophet.

I bought a guide on the internet on how to be a thief 3 months ago

I Haven't received it yet..

A step-by-step guide on how to parallel park!

1) Park somewhere else.

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Step 2: Do That

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A married couple are sailing with a young tour guide.

There's a sudden storm and the boat gets destroyed. Luckily, all three of them survive and manage to swim towards a small island.

Once they've caught their breath, the tour guide speaks. "Let's take turns keeping watch for any ships that come by for help. I'll climb up that palm tree and keep...

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