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Good Book Jokes

Good book is like a good puppy

A good book is like a good puppy, easy to pick up but hard to put down

It's ok to turn one good book into three bad movies every once in a while...

Just don't make a Hobbit of it.

In space, every book is a good book

You simply can't put it down.

So I'm reading a book about a movie star that was born a woman but then comes out as identifying as male, but no one gets upset or judgemental about it, they just accept it and get on with their lives. It's a good book...

It's a real page turner

The Bible is not a very good book

But Noah’s arc was flooded with good story

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Good dick... Or a good book?

Depends on which is longer.

A woman was walking along the cliff side enjoying a good book...

Just as she's about to reach the ending, a gust of wind blows the book out of her hands, down to the crashing waves beneath. Desperate to finish, she leaps after it, falling to her death.


Moral of the story: Don't jump to conclusions

I’m reading a really good book about vacuums

I’m just so sucked into it!

I just read the bible, really good book. Had a lot of character development

In my opinion, the Noah Arc was the best part

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I wrote some good books about music. What pisses me off is that...

...nobody wants to rhythm.

I did some reading at the hair salon while I got my perm.

I was curled up with a good book.

Real happiness

A Russian, a Frenchman and an Englishman were discussing the meaning of real happiness


The English said "real happiness is reading a good book on a rainy night with a hot cup of tea by your side"

The Frenchman said : "non mon ami, real happiness is to meet a beautiful girl make lov...

A Roman Catholic priest, a Southern Baptist minister, and a Rabbi were all at a bar...

They were all arguing over who could convert the most followers to his respective religion.

A rather drunk man at the bar yells, "Anyone can convert a person! It takes real skill to convert a bear!"

The three religious mean agree, and set out to prove who could most effectively convert...

Two men crash a plane on a deserted island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.

They both survive the crash. Then just after their terrible ordeal one of the men walks all over the entire island and comes to the conclusion that there is no food or fresh water. He goes back to where his friend is to explain their predicament.

"I've searched this entire island and haven't...

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