What is a Covenant Grunt's least favorite day?

It's birthday.

Why did the Covenant Economy collapse?

Because there was no Prophet.

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So a covenant of nuns hires a group of landscapers to do some work.... (Long)

Sister Mary Peter was looking at the grounds of the covenant one day and decided to call her brother John, a landscaper, to do some work and liven up the place. After agreeing to do so, John and his crew arrived at the covenant and began work on the grounds.

Throughout the week, John and his ...

Indiana Jones: "I present the Ark of the Covenant, sacred crypt of the Ten Commandments."

Rick from Pawn Stars: "Best I can do is 25 bucks."

The Last Supper

The Lord Jesus, on the night he was betrayed, took bread, and when he had given thanks, he broke it and said, โ€œThis is my body, which is for you; do this in remembrance of me.โ€

In the same way, after supper he took the cup, saying, โ€œThis cup is the new covenant in my blood; do this, whenever...

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