A religious man was thinking about how good his wife was to him, so he prayed to god to give thanks.
To the man’s astonishment, the booming voice of god spoke to him.
**Man:** God, I’m so grateful that you gave me my wife. If I may ask, my Lord, why did you make her so beautiful?
**God:** I made her so beautiful so that you could love her, my son.
**Man:** And why did you mak...
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Three blonde friends died together in a car wreck...
They found themselves standing in front of the pearly gates with St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter heaven, they had to tell him what Easter was about.
The first blonde said, "Easter is a big holiday where we give thanks, have a big feast and eat turkey."
"Nooooo," sa...
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