A religious man was thinking about how good his wife was to him, so he prayed to god to give thanks.

To the man’s astonishment, the booming voice of god spoke to him.

**Man:** God, I’m so grateful that you gave me my wife. If I may ask, my Lord, why did you make her so beautiful?

**God:** I made her so beautiful so that you could love her, my son.

**Man:** And why did you mak...

It's Thanksgiving today. Long story short it's where Americans give thanks to the English for inventing them.

You're welcome.

A couple is eating dinner at a restaurant

Husband: Alright, food's here. Let's eat!

Wife: Wait, we didn't give thanks. You always pray before eating at home.

Husband: Yes, that's at home. Here, I know the chef can cook.

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[Long] Two brothers, a vegan and a carnivore, sit down to Thanksgiving dinner together with their family...

The father intones, "on this day of thanks, let us give thanks to God..."

The vegan brother interrupts..."I'm not eating the turkey..."

The carnivore brother replies, " that's fine, there's plenty of other food on the table."

The vegan then says " I'm not eating any of the stuff...

Old Soviet joke. A woman runs to catch a bus.

She just makes it in time. "Thank God!" She exclaims as she gets on.

The bus driver shakes his head disapprovingly. "You know you cannot give thanks to God," he says. "You must instead give thanks to Comrade Stalin."

"And what if Comrade Stalin dies?" Asks the woman. "What should I do ...

A elderly woman was brought into a nursing home...

...and on that first Sunday afternoon after her arrival, the nurses noticed a bowl of peanuts placed on the counter of the nursing station. The peanuts barely lasted until the end of the shift as everyone enjoyed them.

Sure enough, every Sunday afternoon the bowl was refilled again and again ...

A young Iroquois enters the longhouse of the village matriarch

"Grandmother, I've got a bone to pick with you" he exclaims.


"Yes, my son. What do you seek?" inquires the wise, old woman.


"Where do our names come from?"


"When a child comes into our world, I take him from the midwives and raise him towards the sky. I close my eyes...

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