Man: Officer, my wife is missing. She went out yesterday and she hasn’t come home.
Officer: Okay, what’s her height?
Man: Not sure…. Maybe around 5’6?
Officer: Okay, weight?
Man: I dunno… not slim not big.
Officer: Okay… colour of her eyes?
Man: Sort of blue...
Civil engineer fired after forgetting how to design electricity-generating water barriers.
He lost his dam mind.
Donald Trump is already generating millions of the new jobs in America!
Thanks to him, protesting is now considered a full time job!
A man we’ll call “Egon Tusk” had just become the CEO of a large tech company.
The departing CEO left him with three envelopes numbered 1, 2 and 3.
"Open these if you run up against a problem you don't think you can solve," the departing CEO said.
Egon made a lot of changes, but six months later revenues had still not picked up and was in fact lower than when he...
A supposed friend of mine and I were having a heated discussion about all this plastic waste we’re generating. I decided we couldn’t be friends anymore after he brought up straws.
I can’t be friends with someone who makes straw-ban arguments.
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