Husband: I lost my wife, she was shopping and has not come back yet.
Inspector: What was she wearing?
Husband: I'm not sure a suit maybe or dress i don't know.
Inspector: What her weight?
Husband: I don;t know i have never checked.
Inspector: Slim/ tall/ healthy....
A supposed friend of mine and I were having a heated discussion about all this plastic waste we’re generating. I decided we couldn’t be friends anymore after he brought up straws.
I can’t be friends with someone who makes straw-ban arguments.
A politician finds a magic lamp, rubs it and a genie pops out.
The genie says “I shall grant you any wish you ask, on the condition that when I ask, you set me free and when I ask you acknowledge my part in your wish.”
The politician agrees and after much consideration, he wishes that his lies and exaggerations would come true.
He holds a press c...
Civil engineer fired after forgetting how to design electricity-generating water barriers.
He lost his dam mind.
Donald Trump is already generating millions of the new jobs in America!
Thanks to him, protesting is now considered a full time job!
So my wife went missing. I went to the police to report her disappearance...
The policeman asked “What is she wearing?” I replied “I don’t recall”. The policeman asked “What is her height?” I replied “Average”. The policeman asked “Weight?” I replied “Who knows?” The policeman asked “Hair colour?” I replied “Mmm what month ar...