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Remake Jokes

Hamlet gets asked to watch a Disney remake.

"2d or not 2d?"

Hollywood is remaking Brokeback Mountain with Margot Robbie and Emma Watson

On the one hand, I hate that they have to remake all the classic movies with female leads as if that somehow makes them better. On the other hand, lotion.

Did you hear about Haley Joel Osment being cast in the Titanic remake?

The most iconic line will be Icy Dead People.

It would be impossible to remake a classic movie like Casablanca today

because the cast and crew are all dead.

Did you hear they're doing a remake of Dumb and Dumber?

It's on tonight on every major network, tonight at 9.

Hollywood loves a remake.

Which is why God produced "California Wildfires" for the 6000th time this year.

I tried writing a remake of my favourite Nic Cage film but set in Ireland

After all, who wouldn't enjoy Con Aer Lingus

The studio is thinking of producing a remake for Green Lantern

They are waiting for the green light

The remake of Mulan and the Chinese banner have a lot in common.

They're both huge red flags with stars in their corner.

I still think it was a missed opportunity that Minnie Driver wasn’t in the remake of The Italian Job.

Joke from Gary Delaney's standup

Have you heard about the new blockbuster movie that's coming out that is not a sequel, reboot or remake?

Neither have I.

I hear they're doing a remake of Die Hard starring Peppa Pig.

They're calling it "Yippie Ki Yay, Muddy Puddles"

I was watching the Korean remake of Blues Brothers

Yeah, my favourite part was when they do Seoul Man

Have you guys heard about this remake of the old Jim Carrey/Renee Zellwegger movie, but starring mumble rappers?

It's called "Me, Myself, and My lean."

Actress: I want to be in the Aladdin remake.

Harvey Weinstein: All you have to do is rub my lamp.

A dark modern remake of an old classic

"My brother died in Afghanistan."

"Oh that's so sad, I'm sorry for your loss! How did he die?"

"He blew himself up in a crowded market."

I heard a rumour there is a remake of Brokeback mountain in the works starring women

On the one hand im sick of all these remakes, on the other hand...
Will be lotion.

I auditioned to be on the remake of "Snow White"

but i was turned away as i wasn't on the short list

What was the Sci-fi remake of A Streetcar Named Desire?

InterSTELLLLLLLAAAAAAAR

In an attempt to appeal to a wider audience, Hollywood remakes footloose for the Muslim and Jewish world

Its basically the same movie, just without Bacon

The French remake of "Jaws" has a surprise ending...

"Fin".

Yeah, Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper were both phenomenal, but I'm more excited for the upcoming Icelandic remake

A Star Is Björn

Hollywood should remake "Freaky Friday" between a priest and a scientist.

The Title should be "Converting the Masses"

What do you get when David Lynch directs a remake of The Godfather?

Someone who makes you an offer you can't understand.

this might crack you up

Humpty Dumpty wanted to be cast as the lead for an upcoming remake of Casablanca. He made it through several rounds of auditions and was among the final pool of candidates.

At the end of the final day, the candidates joined the film staff in walking to a nearby Chinese restaurant for dinner.<...

What did the father cow say to his daughter, when she came home late yet again?

You are an UDDER disappointment to this family young lady!

(I hit the spoiler on my last post, so just decided to remake it, sorry for the double post).

Reboot scuttled?

I heard there has been a lot of recent talk for a remake of the Highlander! I was really excited for the news but then heard that there can only be one.

A joke I heard several years ago...

The former president gives the new president 3 boxes and asks him to open one each time he is in a major crisis.

When faced with his first crisis, he opens the first box and it says "blame it on the previous administration"

When faced with his second crisis, he opens the second box and...

Want to hear a joke?

The Ghostbusters Remake

My brother keeps telling me to watch "Lost in Space"...

But I refuse to. The show was just fine on the island, don't see the need to remake the show in space.

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