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Producing Jokes

What do you call a cow that's stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

I wasn't sure that Netflix would ever find success producing their own content. Then again...

Stranger Things have happened.

I keep thinking I'm an energy producing organelle found in animals.

I'm a mitochondriac.

Netflix announced it will be producing another 4 part docu-series on epilepsy

Don't miss the all new seiz'n

The studio is thinking of producing a remake for Green Lantern

They are waiting for the green light

Netflix is producing a documentary about the end of BlockBuster....

Thats like if the school shooters produced "Bowling for Columbine"

So, one large oil company have announced that they are going to be producing fuel from insect urine.

I think it is B.P.

A friend of mine worked at a production line for a toy factory, producing Dracula dolls. Shortly before Halloween, demand was high, but he only had one colleague.

So he had to make every second Count.

I was furious when my wife kept producing eggs

But looking back it was clearly an ovary action

A new experimental punishment for child molesters involves chaining them to electricity-producing machines and having them work 24/7

Researcers hope to be able to generate multiple pedowatts of power.

Why are Welsh farmers no good at producing animals?

They only rear sheep

Chevrolet announced that they’re going to start producing ventilators in their factories.

Preliminary orders for the Chevy Noviva have been strong in the U.S. but surprising weak in Latin American.

What's the best computer for producing music?

A Dell.

Apparently Tesla is producing a new cologne that acts as a strong pheromone,

They're calling it, "Elon's Musk"

Did you hear that they're producing an action movie about a team of crime-fighting composers?

They already approached Arnold Schwarzenegger about playing fellow Austrian Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, but he said "no, I'll be Bach!"

Apparently there's a support group for cows who have trouble producing milk.

The cows go, talk about their feelings and build each udder up.

So, Nintendo's stopped production of the Wii U and are producing their new console.

Looks like they decided it's a good time for a Switch.

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Guy walks into a bar with a box under his arm, sets it on the bartop and orders a beer. Curious, the bartender asks about the box and the man replies 'it's my pet octopus. He just got done teaching music lessons so I stopped in for a drink on the way home.'

Bartender doesn't believe it and asks for proof.
"Sure," the man says. "bring me any instrument, and this octopus will play it beautifully."

Bartender produces several instruments from behind the bar, and the man opens up the box, sets the octopus on the bar and it immediately begins playi...

A farmer notices his dairy cows aren't producing as much milk as they used to.

So the farmer decides to sell them to the butcher in town. The farmer and the butcher exchange plesantries and start to discuss prices for both cows. The butcher notices a strange smell and asks the farmer if he smells it too. The farmer says that on his way over with the cows his back started to ac...

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