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Apparently, Stradivarius's are so rare people will literally kill for a chance to get one

Violins begets violence
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A man meets a shaman

Having been down on his luck for quite a number of years, the man figured it wouldn't hurt any more to consult him.

After hearing his numerous misfortunes in life, the shaman tells him: "I have seen countless souls turn cruel and uncaring when their fortunes change drastically for the better,...

What do you call a french racist?

A beget!
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