What is big, long, red, spews a liquid from an opening, generates a lot of excitement among people, adults get to have a big one and children get to have a smaller one, makes people wet and is usually associated with "hot", and is related to/contains words that begin with F and end with U,C,K?
A firetruck :D
What do you call a seafood restaurant that generates its own power?
A fission-chips shop.
Five redditors are walking in the forest...
...when they find a lamp on the ground. One of them rubs it, and (as expected), a genie appears. Because he's feeling particularly generous, the genie decides to grant all five of them one wish each.
The first one steps forward. "I would like a ten-inch-tall piano player, please". The genie ...
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