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Milk production on a dairy farm has slowed down…

Management needs to figure out what’s going wrong, so they hire three consultants. A psychologist, an engineer, and a physicist.

The psychologist spends a few days wandering the fields before returning to the farmer and saying “The cows are stressed tf out. Give them a window for natural ligh...

I wrote a theatre production based on my vocabulary.

It was a play on words.

I once appeared in a theatre production about a very popular web programming language

JavaScript?

No, it was entirely improvised.

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I've invented the ultimate sex toy, the Fetish-o-matic 3000!

Not quite ready for mass production though, still working out the kinks.

My dad is trying to get me to invest in joke production.

I'm pretty sure it's a punzi scheme.

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I'm a building contractor, recently I was hired to create a new set for a porn production company and told I have free reign over its design.

I was never a big fan of porn and was concerned I wouldn't be able to create a suitable set for such productions without guidance, but the client reassured me

"If you build it, they will come."

I’m banned for life from acting in our production of Romeo and Juliet, just because I misunderstood the stage directions.

It said, [Enter Juliet from the rear]

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What do you call scat porn with poor production quality

A shit show

I'm performing in a theatrical production of the dictionary this weekend

Its a play on words..

I have a theory as to why the Cybertruck is taking so long to get in production:

They are experiencing an Elon-gated Delay!

I've got a job making plastic dracular figures but there's only two of us on the production line.

I have to make every second count

I work in a toy factory where dracula dolls are produced...

I only have one colleague at the production line so I have to make every second count.

Air Force weatherman

So, my uncle Mark was a weatherman for the air force and one day during a briefing, the Colonel said, "I think we should all thank Mark here for the wonderful weather that we've been having for our bombing runs."
So my uncle says, "I'm in prediction, not production. I think we need to thank the ...

Chrysler is introducing a new car to its line-up to honour Donald Trump

The Dodge Drafter will go into production in Canada this year.

A farmer friend of mine got jailed for excessive hay production

I had to bale him out

If Trump wins a second term he will halt all shredded cheese production.

He is going to make Americans grate again . . .

Yo mama so dumb,

She got fired from the M&M's production line for throwing away the W's

I set up a production business for oils that clear up colds and nasal blockages.

An olfactory oil factory

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Headline: Quenched Dench benched for a French wench finch pinch.

Press Release \[Paris\]:
Legendary actress "Dame Judi", reportedly intoxicated, was suspended from her current production for allegedly stealing a Paris prostitute's pet bird.

I saw a stage production of "The Three Pigs" yesterday.

The pigs were pretty boaring, but the wolf really brought down the house.

My CTO punished me for not having my new critical changes on production

All for the crime that I didn't commit.

Did you hear that they're making a Broadway production based off the dictionary?

It's a play on words.

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Why did they stop the production of the air conditioned toilet seat?

Shit hit the fan.

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Tickle Me Elmo

There is a factory that makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.  

Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory, and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM.

The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door....

A new invention

An inventor walks into a bar and orders a bottle of champagne. "Let's celebrate!" the inventor tells the bartender. "My latest invention is finally in production and will be on the market soon ... just in time for this crazy cold snap that is coming next week." "What is it?" the bartender asks. "It'...

I grew worried when my programmer wife hadn't come out of her office all day.

I entered found her hunched over her laptop. "Honey, everything okay?"

"I'm working on a production defect!" she replied, not looking away from her screen.

"I know how those are!" I sympathized, and left her to concentrate.

An hour later she came downstairs in tears, flushed. Sh...

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A porn production company finally hired me...

There was a lot of back and forth and I gave it my best shot!

In the 90s, it had become pretty hip to include just one or two minorities in a Hollywood movie.

One studio always put just one Black guy in each of their movies as a diversity hire. You know, the clerk at a convenience store, some guy in the background, one of the protagonist's lesser of many friends. Someone who wouldn't get a lot of screen time, would probably die first.

During a 1994...

I just realized today Jack and the Beanstalk is a communist story.

It’s all about seizing the beans of production.

Milk that cow..

(Its just a Joke) Three handsome crop farmers (brunette, redhead, and blonde) liked the same farm-girl. The farm-girl had a big dairy farm.

One day the three farmer friends decided to ask her, who she would like to go out with. Since they were all very handsome, the farm-girl had a hard time...

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My buddy started an amputee porn production company.

He calls it XYX.

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Did you hear about that girl who keeps emailing nudes into the Black Mirror production office?

...well they 'bandersnatch'

I decided to go vegan after visiting the meat production factory.

The livestock conditions were appalling.
The process involving production of Meatballs and Salami was bad.
But wait till you see the one of German sausage. It was the wurst.

Edit : Sweden has already decided to bring in regulations. I'd say they are ahead of the korv.

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It's not easy being a pill tester at the Viagra production facility...

The workers are always hard at work.

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