I started a job making plastic Dracula figurines but there’s only two of us in the production line.

I have to make every second Count.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

It's not easy being a pill tester at the Viagra production facility...

The workers are always hard at work.

What did the tickle me elmo get when he left the production line?

Two test tickles.

Milk production at a dairy farm was low, so the farmer wrote to the local university, asking for help from academia.

A multidisciplinary team of professors was assembled, headed by a theoretical physicist, and two weeks of intensive on-site investigation took place. The scholars then returned to the university, notebooks crammed with data, where the task of writing the report was left to the team leader. Shortly t...

What do you call an absurd comedic production that won’t end?

An unstoppable farce.

Did you hear that they're making a Broadway production based off the dictionary?

It's a play on words.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

There's plenty of jobs in the porn industry when you have a cock like mine.

Camera man, light and sound technician, make up artist, or even production manager.

The Apple iCar production has stalled

There’s been a lack of Jobs

What did Yoda say about the musical theater production that he hated?

"LAME IS."



Happy Star Wars Day.

when the cops raided the warehouse, the crack dealers were fast asleep while production was going on

this was a case of a rested development.

Janet Jackson wanted to sample a Future song so she asked his production company if she could use Beast Mode. The production company sent a representative to her door with a CD. She asked if it was Beast Mode

The representative said “Sorry Ms. Jackson, this is Fo Real”

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

My buddy started an amputee porn production company.

He calls it XYX.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I figured out Trump is actually a communist

When he said "grab them by the pussy" that's the head of state seizing the means of production.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A female journalist is taking a tour of a new science facility.

Scientist: Here at our lab we've been testing what would happen to GMO foods if, instead of producing foods with genes intended for fast production, we could develop GMO foods into potentially another form of species.

Journalist: That's interesting what foods have you tested this on?

...

I decided to go vegan after visiting the meat production factory.

The livestock conditions were appalling.
The process involving production of Meatballs and Salami was bad.
But wait till you see the one of German sausage. It was the wurst.

Edit : Sweden has already decided to bring in regulations. I'd say they are ahead of the korv.

I’m banned for life from acting in our production of Romeo and Juliet, just because I misunderstood the stage directions.

It said, [Enter Juliet from the rear]

Three graduates are stood in McDonalds.

The economics graduate asks how the business became so successful and made so much money?

The engineering graduate asks how the kitchens were built to maximise production efficiency.

The fine arts graduate asks, "Do you want fries with that?".

Did you hear about that girl who keeps emailing nudes into the Black Mirror production office?

...well they 'bandersnatch'

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

It's a good thing they shut down production of House of Cards

It's be too unrealistic to have someone playing the US president who has been accused of sexual misconduct.

I played the part of "tree" in my theater's production four times.

Guess I'm pretty well-rooted in the part.

What do you call an earthquake during a production of Hamlet?

A Shakesperience

Mary Poppins Decided To Grow Some Vegetables

Mary Poppins decides to grow some vegetables. When she picks her crop in the autumn, her carrots, potatoes, onions, and spring beans have all failed, but her cauliflowers have grown a treat.

She picks them, cooks some for Sunday lunch in a cheese sauce, and they taste wonderful.

After ...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

The actress who played the lead role in the local theatre production of “ Anne Frank’s Diary” was so bad

That the scene where the Nazis entered the stage and said "where is she" the audience shouted "she's in the attic".

Brewster the Rooster

There once was a farmer who had a few chickens. For financial reasons, the farmer wanted to increase the egg production from his chickens and go into business. And so, the farmer set out to buy a rooster. He drove across the county to another farm that had many chickens and roosters.

The firs...

Have you heard about the new movie set in a post apocalyptic world where the proletariat control the means of production?

They're calling it Mad Marx

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Have you heard of those psychos wanting to shift all cheese production to butter production?

Some men just want to watch the world churn.

A communist, like Karl Marx, says to seize the means of production...

Capitalist Donald Trump however, prefers to seize the means of reproduction.

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.