Northern europeans are good with car production

Because only with them is a car truly finnished

My dad is trying to get me to invest in joke production.

I'm pretty sure it's a punzi scheme.

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I'm a building contractor, recently I was hired to create a new set for a porn production company and told I have free reign over its design.

I was never a big fan of porn and was concerned I wouldn't be able to create a suitable set for such productions without guidance, but the client reassured me

"If you build it, they will come."

I'm performing in a theatrical production of the dictionary this weekend

Its a play on words..

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What do you call scat porn with poor production quality

A shit show

I have a theory as to why the Cybertruck is taking so long to get in production:

They are experiencing an Elon-gated Delay!

I’m banned for life from acting in our production of Romeo and Juliet, just because I misunderstood the stage directions.

It said, [Enter Juliet from the rear]

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There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys.

The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM.

The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the n...

I've got a job making plastic dracular figures but there's only two of us on the production line.

I have to make every second count

Is that cow from Minsk?

A small village in Russia had a cow that was able to produce enough milk for the village. She produced like a machine, until one day she started producing less and less. Realizing that her production was going to cease, the villagers asked their Rabbi for advice.

"You should go to the place ...

A farmer friend of mine got jailed for excessive hay production

I had to bale him out

Milk that cow..

Three handsome crop farmers (brunette, redhead, and blonde) liked the same farm-girl. The farm-girl had a big dairy farm.

One day the three farmer friends decided to ask her, who she would like to go out with. Since they were all very handsome, the farm-girl had a hard time deciding, so she ...

If Trump wins a second term he will halt all shredded cheese production.

He is going to make Americans grate again . . .

I set up a production business for oils that clear up colds and nasal blockages.

An olfactory oil factory

My CTO punished me for not having my new critical changes on production

All for the crime that I didn't commit.

I saw a stage production of "The Three Pigs" yesterday.

The pigs were pretty boaring, but the wolf really brought down the house.

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Why did they stop the production of the air conditioned toilet seat?

Shit hit the fan.

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A porn production company finally hired me...

There was a lot of back and forth and I gave it my best shot!

Did you hear that they're making a Broadway production based off the dictionary?

It's a play on words.

What did the socialist say to the fisherman?

Sea's the means of production.

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My buddy started an amputee porn production company.

He calls it XYX.

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It's not easy being a pill tester at the Viagra production facility...

The workers are always hard at work.

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