I have a theory as to why the Cybertruck is taking so long to get in production:

They are experiencing an Elon-gated Delay!

I’m banned for life from acting in our production of Romeo and Juliet, just because I misunderstood the stage directions.

It said, [Enter Juliet from the rear]

Milk that cow..

Three handsome crop farmers (brunette, redhead, and blonde) liked the same farm-girl. The farm-girl had a big dairy farm.

One day the three farmer friends decided to ask her, who she would like to go out with. Since they were all very handsome, the farm-girl had a hard time deciding, so she ...

I've got a job making plastic dracular figures but there's only two of us on the production line.

I have to make every second count

I'm starring in a new theater production about puns

It's a play on words

A farmer friend of mine got jailed for excessive hay production

I had to bale him out

If Trump wins a second term he will halt all shredded cheese production.

He is going to make Americans grate again . . .

A talk show host gets mauled by a tiger in front of the production team, studio and live audience

The zookeeper : "He likes him"

I set up a production business for oils that clear up colds and nasal blockages.

An olfactory oil factory

What did the socialist say to the fisherman?

Sea's the means of production.

My CTO punished me for not having my new critical changes on production

All for the crime that I didn't commit.

I saw a stage production of "The Three Pigs" yesterday.

The pigs were pretty boaring, but the wolf really brought down the house.

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Why did they stop the production of the air conditioned toilet seat?

Shit hit the fan.

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There is a factory that makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys.

The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.   Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am.   The next day at 8:45 is there is a knock at the Personnel Manager’s door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new E...

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A porn production company finally hired me...

There was a lot of back and forth and I gave it my best shot!

A scientist was studying life extending properties through diet...

And realized he had the perfect formula for eternal life. He developed a special food formula which he fed to seagulls. Then he would feed their eggs to a pair of dolphins.

After 10 years on a diet of fortified seagull eggs, the dolphins hadn't aged a day. But there was one problem. Th...

Did you hear that they're making a Broadway production based off the dictionary?

It's a play on words.

My friends and I were putting together a musical score for a production of Hamlet

Tuba or no tuba, that was the question

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It's a good thing they shut down production of House of Cards

It's be too unrealistic to have someone playing the US president who has been accused of sexual misconduct.

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It's not easy being a pill tester at the Viagra production facility...

The workers are always hard at work.

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My buddy started an amputee porn production company.

He calls it XYX.

Pravda news from April 27th 1986

Glorious Soviet technology allowed workers at Chernobyl power plant to complete five year plan of power production in mere five milliseconds.

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Did you hear about that girl who keeps emailing nudes into the Black Mirror production office?

...well they 'bandersnatch'

What did the tickle me elmo get when he left the production line?

Two test tickles.

I decided to go vegan after visiting the meat production factory.

The livestock conditions were appalling.
The process involving production of Meatballs and Salami was bad.
But wait till you see the one of German sausage. It was the wurst.

Edit : Sweden has already decided to bring in regulations. I'd say they are ahead of the korv.

This Easter, the catholic church is sourcing all of it's bread and wine from a factory in China.

It's called mass production.

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