A joke told to me by a doctor in a hospital elevator
What are the three rules of proctology?
>!1) Don't shake hands!<
>!2) No finger foods!<
>!3) Don't pick your nose!<
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What do sock puppets eat?
Finger foods
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What's a cannibals favorite appetizer?
Finger food.
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Redneck book of manners.....
1. Never take a beer to a job interview.
2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.
3. It's considered poor taste to take a cooler to church.
4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets.
5. Even if you're ...
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